i like how jon voight brings up child abuse as if it's something that roseanne barr brought upon herself and should be ashamed of it. didn't he leave his family or something?

There are no words for Heidi. No words.

They should have sent a poet. Preferably one who describes sad empty shells of people.

Ah yes, the ultimate sexual barrier, the pillow.

I've never actually seen "The Hills," and don't think I'd have the stomach for it… but I really, really love reading what you guys have to say about these people.

Terrible photoshop job on the Crissy Aguilera poster. What a cheap tacky ad.

I have never seen The Hills either. I fear if I watch it once and I will be addicted to the trash and have to watch Heidi and Spencer more than I already see them on the internet. Somehow I do know who all the people are to the amazement of my husband.

Oh yeah, and I just read that Heidi wants the pope to perform their wedding ceremony on TV. Has she been sneaking some of Amy's crack?

payter, you're smart. I confess, I've become addicted after one ill-advised viewing. And it's not even "so bad, it's good". It's just bad. Yet I watch. Ugh.

I don't even need to smell the perfume to know that it is best that it is encased inside that bubble.

it's a photo! it's an illustration! no! it's …oh god what is it!

a phollustrato, duh.

oooh perverted