It seems like Gwen Stefani has been pregnant for 5 years.

i sat through every agonizing second like i should need proof that britney likes cheetos.

She has been. That's how you bypass the terrible twos… by giving birth to a five-year-old. I think it's smart.

Rather than Cheeto-gate, what this video really proves is how worthless the Grammys are.

Can Paris Hilton please just move her entire self overseas? At this point she has humiliated herself to the extent that she's gone to jail, exposed her naked genitals, been exposed as a racist, lost her best friend, been disinherited, and everyone knows she has herpes. Anyone else would just commit suicide. We could only be so lucky.

Jeez, Paris. Even Hitler had the decency to commit suicide.

Paris is surrounded by sycophants constantly telling her how great she is, while Hitler's men eventually told him the truth about the war. Yes, those are the fundmental differences between Hilton and Hitler.

I want to see a movie with Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox making the hot steamy monkey love. Watching the two of them get it on would almost be like masturbation. Maybe Fox could play a younger version of Jolie and use a time machine to meet her older self and get it on to save mankind. I'm giving you box office gold Hollywood. Make this and stop destroying good movies by re-imagining them.

Gold I tell ya, Texas T!

Almost missed Paris. Her new BFF should be Amy Winehouse. Just think of the possibilities.

Also, now would be a good time to revoke her citizenship and stick the Brits with her. Sorry Brits, we saved your arse in WW2, time to man up and repay us.

Hey - Hey Keebler, Fox already plays a yougner version of Jolie… in HER LIFE!!

YEAH! GOOD ONE!

Luz- Hee hee. I was just kidding, by the way.