GOLD MEDAL SLUT!!!!!

Olympics cheerleaders? WTF. That's so degrading, disrespectful and sexist for female athletes. Hilarious there are no cheerleaders at female volleyball events. Go figure.

There were cheerleaders at female volleyball events. I think the cheerleaders were only at the beach volleyball matches.

See - when you see the whole body - oops i mean picture - Phelps is obviously hot.

Whitney, do you want her dead or alive?

Because I promise I will handle this shit.

the cheerleaders aren't competing? what a rip off. bring it ON

oh, oh it's already been BROUGHT

• Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo hang out with Lindsay and Samantha in a desperate attempt to stay relevant. [PS]

Fail.

I can accept Michael Phelps' large ears. It's like a little hair on a perfect set of boobs, you can deal with it.

I would caption this: "See! I had the webs REMOVED! I can eat Mcdonalds Fries so much easier now!"

Ha, I saw the cheerleaders the other day when I was watching beach volleyball…I cracked up because at first by the angle, I thought some chick was doing a strip tease and got in the way of the camera, then I realized there were a bunch of them!

I thought this was about them competing. For all the weird crap they let be olympic sports they could allow cheerleading. someone (HINT COMMENTERS) should look up the list of olympic sports and lsit the weirdest for us.

As for the chick, well Whitney, she's hot and I'm sorry. Have some ice cream, I've heard ice cream heals all wounds. Plus by the time you're done with the pint, he will have realized she's way too trashy for him…and then he'll call you.

I think instead of commenters we should be referred to as commentators from here on out…it makes us all sound much more knowledgeable in the vile we spew. (We certainly can't do worse than those paid commentators we are forced to listen to when watching sporting events, that's for sure.)

He's the kind of guy that if I were dating him and really really liked him, would become totally dreamy to me. However, we're not dating so he's just slightly forgettable looking.

I'm a sucker for those big, well-built goofy types, who do the breast stroke. The breast stroke. Good Lord.

vagarious you read my mind. it's like they missed their chance so they became commentators to spite us all. that black commentator in track and the lady who does the diving are the worst. the toes! the toes must be pointed! he didn't point his dag um toes! aie!

Ha, so true so true!

I believe the girl in that photo is Stephanie Rice. Here in Sydney she's known as "the glamour of the Australian swimming circuit."

so, it's not an INCREDIBLY competitive circuit…

Damn. Why does no one do my dirty work for me. I feel like QC trying to get the trash taken out.