Breaking: Drug Addicts Do Drugs
• A video of a video of Amy Winehouse doing drugs. Someone put too much effort into something everyone's seen before. [Yeeeah]
• Christopher Nolan hopes Cher can ruin the Batman franchise. [ICYDK]
• Some people still find Paris Hilton attractive. Why? [HT]
• This is actually quite frightening: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes stand next to each other in identical jeans. [DListed]
• Ryan Seacrest shatters America's dreams of a Britney Spears VMA comeback. [PS]
• The paparazzi are no longer interested in John Mayer. Poor thing — it must be devastating to lose all of your friends. [INO]
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Tom and Katie wearing the same jeans at the same time! What kind of evil is this? It is clear to me now that along with being in the closet, Tom is a level 3 dark wizard.
yeah someone had to brainwash her into this trend. she's getting fuglier by the minute. what's next boat shoes?
"Poor thing — it must be devastating to lose all of your friends."
SICK BURRRRRNNN!!!!!!
wait… is Katie wearing Keds???
Regarding Paris Hilton, she IS actually good looking. She is tall, blond, and has a fit body. She meets the technical definition of good looking/sexy/hot. But she is NOT attractive. Guys can actually separate women this way. I think she is good looking. I would not date/fornicate with/or interact with on any level said Paris Hilton/STD petrie dish.
She is pretty. But not attractive. Personality is a factor is attractiveness, and hers sucks farm animals.
Why does she have to wear clothes branded with her name? Idiot.
Patrick, I respectfully disagree. Being tall and blond with a fit body doesn't automatically make someone good looking. In Parasite's case, she's got a wonky eye and a bird-like beak/nose. IMO, NOT good looking.
I agree with you on the rest, tho.