Shut Up, Solange
• Solange Knowles manages to be more obnoxious than most celebrity siblings. [DListed]
• Apparently the "turn to the side and hope Us Weekly does a good Photoshop job" diet doesn't stick. [Yeeeah]
• Jessica Simpson seriously needs to stop talking about Tony Romo. [PS]
• A new tell-all is in the works called Stalking Britney — or, as we like to call it, In Touch. [ICYDK]
• Heidi Montag continues to willingly be the butt of America's jokes. [HT]
• We disagree with this list of the top 10 funniest movies of all time. [INO]
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The comment didn't say the Top 10 Funniest Movies, so I thought it was just the Top 10 of all time. My first thought before reading the link? Bah, I'll disagree. Ghostbusters tops any movie list for me. Fuck To The Yes when I read their list. Except I stopped after #1 because I didn't care anymore.
Back off man, I'm a scientist.
That Yeeeah link is cruel. That's some fucking bullshit right there, and I can't stand Hewitt.
How did they not put any of these on that list?
Coming to America (how is this not #1?)
Anchorman
Half Baked
Zoolander
Caddyshack
Dumb and Dumber
The Naked Gun
Friday
The Money Pit
Who is Harry Crumb? (John Candy!!!!)
The Burbs
Austin Powers - The Spy Who Shagged Me
The 40-Year-Old Virgin
Ok, I'm going to stop now, cause I'm getting pissed.
Yeeeah, I'm not seeing the fat on Hewitt. She's lost a lot of weight.
first off wow that hewitt crap is pretty cruel. girl looks GREAT to me.
and second solange is really giving angry black women across the earth a bad name. she easily could have handled that better and just said something off camera later.
save the ranting and raving for the old fart paying by check at the grocery store. narcissistic spoiled brat.
That list just reminded me of how awesome A Fish Called Wanda is.
I'm also, and I am disturbed by this, beginning to feel like Heidi and Spencer are some kind of marketing geniuses. Yes, we all say we hate them (and I do, on a visceral, visceral level), but MG has at least one post on them a day. Sometimes two. And I read them. And I feel compelled to comment on them. And I click the links. There's something so satisfying in hating them that it almost (ALMOST) makes me enjoy it.
Whew, that felt confessional. I just had to get that off my melons. I mean chest.
Looks like a good list to me. I might add Caddy Shack and The Jerk though.
My problem with judging funny movies is that half of them (or more) I saw while high. I've more recently revisted some of what I thought were hilarious movies only to find they aren't nearly as funny while sober.
Rainey: Zoolander isn't on the list because for every person who thinks it's funny there is someone like me who thinks it's the Anti-Comedy. I appreciate that some people find it hilarious, but it makes me want to push Ben Stiller's eyes in with my thumbs while demanding my wasted time back.
NOT FAT!
NOT FAT NOT FAT NOT FAT! NOT FAT NOT FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOT!!!!!!!!
FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOOD GOD! NOT FAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ps @mae - i didn't find The Jerk even mildly entertaining)
I got a new laptop with widescreen, and I can't even begin to tell you what it's doing for my body image. It distorts everything to be a little wider, so everyone looks chunk. Seeing photos of celebrities has never made me feel so svelte.
JLH looks huge on my computer, but then again so does Nicole Richie.
The top 10 funny movie list deebo-ed "Friday", are they crazy?! Also where is "My Queeeeen toooo be, Queen -eeeeennnnn tooo be"?
Every hag who is any hag knows Nacho Libre is the funniest movie ever. And, the director's use of authentic ethnicity in it's casting is unprecedented. Just ask "Mollygood readers." Or LOOK IT UP!
ohhh and friday after next! pure genius! somebody needs to break kat williams outta jail.
pimp down! pimp in DISTRESS!!
JLoveH needs to learn how to dress to her advantage and not to lose more weight.
Die, Speidi, die….. (or at least emigrate to the moon).