& bull; This guy tries to nab the FOX News mic instead of the absurdly coveted iPhone. People are calling him stupid and I think that's more than obvious. What's not obvious is why they didn't give him the mic. Normally, FOX lets every dunce with an opinion get their hands on one. [BWE]

• Britney getting angry! You know Britney not like getting angry! When Britney get angry, things get bald! [DListed]

• But their money's worth twice as much. Why do they get the free ones? [Glitterati]

• More of Paris dressed like a scarecrow. [HT]

• Technically it's Nick and Vanessa skinny dipping, but it's actually more like censor-dip. Get it? [ICYDK]

• Katie Holmes taking flack for looking dowdy. [Yeeeah]

• While Kathy Griffin isn't particularly funny, I like that she's set her sights on Ann Coulter. [CityRag]