Wow, Britney looks phenomenal! I wonder if she'd let me borrow her trainer…

ps - does Heidi not know how to have clothing hemmed. This is not a trend, it's just stupid. I hope the paps are there the first time she bites it!

Heidi would have been a better choice than the cunt he actually chose.

That's not red lipstick, it's hot pink and clashes with her orange skin.

I wonder if she's pregnant again, she's looking thick around her middle again.

christina aguilera is morphing into a plastic hooker

I see Jesus is still providing Spencer with a surplus of wit…

lava: that made me think that a Dashboard Prostitute is a product begging to be created.

is that palin in the middle? if so she looks like the chick that played bruce willis' wife in the die hard series.

is that like a bobblehead prostitute? and if so someone needs to get on that stat.

hahaha Lily

i don't get the big deal with britney's body. are all you hags just crazy skinny, and it's like a world of difference when someone loses 5 pounds…? I don't see it, she was never tubby.

deimos, i thought they were all supposed to be Palin?

i know they're not all palin, just a bunch of women who have blind hairdressers.

If that's her in the middle…it's sad that i could tell you exactly how to get your hair to look like that. It's funny because you think you should be hondling the brush backwards when you spray the sides, but you actually hold it forward. Good now split your bangs into two sections, and roll one section back, and the other forward. Spray spray spray!!

Yes, I said hondling. No it's not dirty.

it sounds dirty. hondling: holding nuts while juggling them.

sar: I agree she wasn't fat before. I think she looks comparatively great, but I don't think the weight loss has that much to do with it. I think her being healthier in general is why she looks better, and I don't mean just mentally. Her skin looks a lot better, and she doesn't look so, well, "blah" like someone does when they live off a diet of really crappy food and a variety of substances that might not be so great for them. That she's slimmed down a bit is just the easiest thing to see.

Also, that collage is like looking at the future of Miley Cyrus. The ultimate femullet has to be genetic and she definitely has the genes.

Yeah, I'd even say the top left photo is, kind of miraculous. That is one amazing head.

the middle one is sarah palin.

i love the Lip Bangs. half bangs curled up, half bangs curled down. you'd think that a black person should never have such hair, but you would be mistaken.

(i'm not saying that i am that black person. i'm just talking, er, generally.)