The Only Cute Thing About The RNC

• The littlest Palin lady is the only one we can stomach. [DListed]

Eva Longoria denies the pregnancy rumors: "I’m just fat. I gained 5lb over the summer so instead of a size zero, I’m a size one." [INO]

Jennifer Aniston stays relevant by playing in the sprinklers. [HT]

Kid Rock vs. Oprah … We have a feeling this isn't going to go well for the Kid. [ICYDK]

• Forget those new 90210 twerps; we'll take Adam Brody any day. [PS]

Keira Knightley was verbally attacked by a someone, but she surprisingly survived without collapsing into a pile of malnourished bones. [Yeeeah]

Sep 4, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 17 Responses
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Comments (17)

No. 1 spottsy says:

In regards to Adam Brody vs. 90210: That's what I'm sayin!

Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 12:59 pm
No. 2 say what? says:

yeah, because Kid Rock is SO much more relevant than Oprah. I'll trust the intelligence of someone who not only f*cked the disease incubator known as Pamela Anderson (without a condom as she apparently had a miscarriage and he bought it), but also MARRIED her?

go back to the waffle house, Kid…

Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 1:03 pm
No. 3 vagarious says:

Ha, saw that little girl last night, and laughed my ass off, you know she's seen mommy do that!

Oh…and can I punch Eva Longoria, since she's not pregnant and all, I'm pretty sure I'd like to hurt her.

Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 1:41 pm
No. 4 sar says:

I effing love that little girl. You just know she runs the house, babysits, gets everyone ready for school and makes lunches. Obv that's terrible if it's really true but either way she's great.

Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 1:48 pm
No. 5 blah says:

why did my comment get jacked?

Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 2:10 pm
No. 6 ugh says:

Eva, yes, your disgustingly fat. Go stick your fingers down your throat so we don't have to be subjected to looking at your extra 5 lbs of hideous fat and size 1 body.

Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 2:12 pm
No. 7 Kate says:

I want to punch Eva Longwhoria in the face. Not only is she sporting a tad more than 5 pounds, but i love how she feels the need to mention her size 0 to 1 gain. Wow. My size 12 feels really sorry for your fat ass. Whore.

Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 2:17 pm
No. 8 lava says:

ohhh how i hate oprah and love me some kid. please oh please let this turn into a smack down. he's just saying what a lot of people are thinking, why is her overproduced ass making a political mess outta herself.

yeah and the size 0 comment was uncalled for, i wish upon eva some sort of thyroid disease.

Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 2:22 pm
No. 9 say what? says:

Just to clarify, lava, I'm in NO way an Oprah fan (I find her to be WAY too preachy) but just referring to the relevance of these two in today's society.

I think a LOT more people in the US would listen to what Oprah has to say rather than Kid Rock. Just my opinion…

Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 2:40 pm
No. 10 mrs favre says:

I'm guessing that Oprah spends much more time at waffle houses than Kid. Just saying Rock on!

Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 2:43 pm
No. 11 chibarosa says:

The little Palin kid is a cutie, but did you see when she was poking the baby in the eyes? The camera quickly cut away. It was pretty creepy!

Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 2:43 pm
No. 12 Run-DMS says:

Methinks Kid Rock is full of shit. He was a GOP/Bush supporter in 2004, now he's saying he's an Obama guy but Oprah's ruining it for him. I call bullshit.

Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 3:01 pm
No. 13 Stoney says:

Ego Longwhoria, please fuck off and die. PS: you're a size six.

Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 3:21 pm
No. 14 sar says:

blah, did you mention anything about meds? wordpress judges you for being on meds.

Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 3:26 pm
No. 15 Alice says:

Am I the only one who found the handlicking/babywiping profoundly disgusting? It actually made me nauseous.

Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 4:16 pm
No. 16 queencrone says:

Oh that spit thing isn't that bad. I've done that to my own babies' heads. And isn't that precious that this little child is coping her momma?

I can't tell you how many times when my kids were growing up I had to do that "Mom Spit" on a kleenex to get some smoosh off their cheeks and mouth area. "Mom Spit" is antiseptic, and a miracle cleaner.

Don't any of you EVEN TRY to tell me that your mommas didn't do the "Mom Spit" thing on you when you were little.

Posted: Sep 4, 2008 at 9:23 pm
No. 17 Rainey says:

ugh, that's the only way to stop that kind of madness. I can't stand those kind of skinny women, "oh I'm so fat, I ate a sesame seed today and now I can't fit into my size 0 skinny jeans!" I just want to scream "fatty fatty two by four" at those women. I had a friend once who fished for compliments by saying how fat she was (this girl literally wore a size 0), I finally got her to cut the sh!t by saying "seriously Kristen, your fat a$$ should hit the gym." Of course the next words out her mouth were about how's she's not fat, so I told her to get over herself.

Posted: Sep 5, 2008 at 9:54 am
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