God Bless America

• Have you ever stepped on a cat's tail? That's what Kat DeLuna's rendition of the National Anthem sounds like, except it goes on for two minutes. [DListed]

Megan Fox in GQ. Men everywhere rejoice. [Yeeeah]

• What happened to Christina Aguilera? [PS]

Heidi Montag tries on a large cross necklace covered in diamonds and poses for the paparazzi, because that's what Jesus would do. [HT]

• For those of you who forgot, the Jonas Brothers are just teenage boys and not the second coming of Xenu. [ICYDK]

• A couple made in cleanliness heaven: Mischa Barton and Josh Hartnett. [INO]

Sep 16, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 13 Responses
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Comments (13)

No. 1 dina says:

Who in the heck is Kat DeLuna?

Posted: Sep 16, 2008 at 1:14 pm
No. 2 sar says:

That's what I thought too, dina. And it sounded terrible. I know nothing about this girl but I'm gonna go out on a limb and blame the aprents.

Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox is clearly trying to recreate the Jolie? First with the look, then the tattoos, and now the almost verbatim account of loving a woman without being a lesbian, because human beings are one with love and freedom or some such fluff.

I can't decide if she's just following a successful business plan, or sincerely missing an identity.

Posted: Sep 16, 2008 at 1:43 pm
No. 3 Chelsea says:

Kat DeLuna sounds just like Kit DeLuca–the other hooker with a heart of gold from Pretty Woman

Posted: Sep 16, 2008 at 1:53 pm
No. 4 oilybohunk7 says:

I think that Kat DeLuna, whoever the hell she is, just upped the terror level to orange with that version of the National Anthem.

Posted: Sep 16, 2008 at 1:58 pm
No. 5 Keeblerkahn says:

Megan Fox has become annoying. It just seems like all she does anymore is say things that she knows will get her attention. She is gorgeous, no doubt about that, but she needs to stop trying so hard.

Posted: Sep 16, 2008 at 2:00 pm
No. 6 Rainey says:

That was the funniest rendition of the National Anthem ever. I laughed the entire way through while my hubby shook his head and asked what key the song was supposed to be sung in. Christina Aguilera goes overboard with the vocal acrobatics, but at least she stays in tune.

Posted: Sep 16, 2008 at 2:18 pm
No. 7 mae says:

Kat DeLuna, another asshat nobody trying to be somebody.

Posted: Sep 16, 2008 at 2:57 pm
No. 8 em says:

I'm going with missing an identity, sar. I also may be blinded by my love for everything Angelina, but I don't know, she always seems kinda, uh, real to me? I never saw her as an attention whore…Fox, however, reeks of it. But again, I'm biased…

Posted: Sep 16, 2008 at 3:07 pm
No. 9 sar says:

Angelina doesn't seem like an attention slut to me either, but maybe she's just THAT GOOD at her job.

Posted: Sep 16, 2008 at 3:59 pm
No. 10 dina says:

sar, you and I are on the same wavelength today, because you voiced exactly what I was thinking about Megan Fox. Ex-act-ly.

Posted: Sep 16, 2008 at 4:17 pm
No. 11 sar says:

yeah i've noticed that on some other posts! get out of my head dina!

Posted: Sep 16, 2008 at 4:35 pm
No. 12 jenjen says:

I think Angelina is better at hiding the attention whorenocity now than she was during the "vial of Billy Bob's blood, we just f-ed in the car on the way over here" days.

Posted: Sep 16, 2008 at 5:17 pm
No. 13 deimos says:

megan fox just looks unhealthy to me. add that to the fact that she often looks like a stripper and well, i just don't find her attractive at all. maybe she'll grow into her looks.

Posted: Sep 16, 2008 at 6:47 pm
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