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• Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox holding hands. Who didn't see that coming? [PS]

• Eva Mendes has had sex in all 50 states. Yay, America! [Yeeeah]

• Anne Hathaway secretly smokes, according to a random source. Wow, HUGE scandal. [INO]

• A lovely definition of The Shocker. [CityRag]

• Gwyneth Paltrow insists she can't diet, and it was really challenging to lose the extra 20 pregnancy pounds. Poor thing. [DListed]

• Lance Bass is considering adoption. What a lucky child. [ICYDK]

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Sep 17, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 12 Responses

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Tagged: Adoption, Anne Hathaway, Diets, Eva Mendes, Gwyneth Paltrow, Lance Bass, LCD Roundup, Megan Fox, Sex, Shia LaBeouf, Smoking

Comments (12)

No. 1 Keeblerkahn says:

Better keep Billy Bob away from Megan Fox.

"My god you look like Angie. Wanna get in the limo and fuck?"

Posted: Sep 17, 2008 at 12:33 pm

No. 2 sar says:

lol Keebler

Shia is looking a touch, dare I say, BALE!

Posted: Sep 17, 2008 at 12:53 pm

No. 3 deimos says:

megan fox loves a rebel; she couldn't resist shia after she found out he got caught smoking in the bathroom.

Posted: Sep 17, 2008 at 12:56 pm

No. 4 SARAH PALIN BENDS PIPE-LINES says:

Megan Fox is a 21 year old that looks like she is 45! Shia looks like a kid!

Posted: Sep 17, 2008 at 1:10 pm

No. 5 mutterhals says:

She is entirely too much woman for that light snack. She looks like she might eat him alive.

Posted: Sep 17, 2008 at 2:46 pm

No. 6 janice says:

Seriously, she is gorgeous, but she looks about 10 years older than him. Maybe cause he looks 16…

Posted: Sep 17, 2008 at 3:24 pm

No. 7 ilnazhad says:

I can't believe Fox got implants… lame…

Posted: Sep 17, 2008 at 5:32 pm

No. 8 Sarah says:

Wait, I thought Megan Fox was married to that old 90210 guy… Did I imagine that? Because if I did, I DON'T KNOW WHY.

Posted: Sep 17, 2008 at 7:11 pm

No. 9 stopthemadness says:

Megan Fox was engaged to Brian Austin Green but dumped his ass right after Transformers came out. And now we know why…

Posted: Sep 17, 2008 at 8:29 pm

No. 10 Sarah says:

*phew!* I was worried that I'd started hallucinating unlikely d-list couplings. Yikes.

Also, I just saw sar's post about Shia's "Bale"-ness and I have to agree, he does look oddly Bale-like here. Still, I have to go with Homer Simpson's summation - "Not quite a hunk, not quite a nerd - Shia LaBeouf!"

You all see how I'm defending The Simpsons? And it will continue.

Posted: Sep 17, 2008 at 11:40 pm

No. 11 Daria of GorgeousBlackWomen says:

Megan Fox just tries too damn hard. The whole tattooed, foul-mouthed ex-lesbian thing was so much hotter when there was little effort behind it.

Posted: Sep 18, 2008 at 1:47 am

No. 12 sar says:

Thank you Sarah, I was starting to wonder if my hormones were lying to me. And I watched the Simpsons last night and laughed my head off.

Posted: Sep 18, 2008 at 10:11 am