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• Aubrey O'Day hates her reputation, so she says a lot of stuff about sex and poses provocatively to change her image. Good work. [Yeeeah]

• Katie Holmes makes her Broadway debut tonight, but, as usual, it's all about Tom Cruise. [PS]

• Tara Reid is perfectly sober. [INO]

• Madonna's husband thinks the best kind of sex only lasts four seconds. We're not surprised. [ICYDK]

• Speaking of Madge, here's a video of her falling during a concert. [DListed]

• Good, clean fun: Name the celebrity cameltoe. [CityRag]

Sep 18, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 14 Responses

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Tagged: Alcohol, Aubrey O'Day, Camel Toe Shorts, Falling, Guy Ritchie, Katie Holmes, LCD Roundup, Madonna, Sex, Tara Reid, Tom Cruise

Comments (14)

No. 1 Keeblerkahn says:

The last thing you want to lick in a strip club is the pole.

Well hello Wonder Woman. She was my porn before I knew what porn was.

Posted: Sep 18, 2008 at 1:17 pm

No. 2 Addicted to Addiction says:

Good Lord, and you guys were trying to say Aubrey O'Day looked good and clean last week!! She looks like a porn star, I don't care what she says.

Posted: Sep 18, 2008 at 1:41 pm

No. 3 swedish fish says:

i bet that picture is hanging above the fireplace at mom and dad's house

Posted: Sep 18, 2008 at 1:54 pm

No. 4 hawkeye says:

She looks like she needs a bath, a brush and some antibiotics.

Posted: Sep 18, 2008 at 2:10 pm

No. 5 Rainey says:

Ugh, you can practically see the cheek prints on that pole. And no, I don't mean the cheeks on your face. I hope the bartender made her a Purelltini after taking that picture.

Posted: Sep 18, 2008 at 2:16 pm

No. 6 stopthemadness says:

i wonder what herpes of the tongue looks like.

Posted: Sep 18, 2008 at 2:18 pm

No. 7 silent noodles says:

STM damn you for making me look it up!
http://scielo.isciii.es/img/re.....i.ht34.jpg

Posted: Sep 18, 2008 at 2:38 pm

No. 8 em says:

Ugh. Klassy! I mean, she can at *least* watch porn with a plot. A la "Pirates".

Posted: Sep 18, 2008 at 2:41 pm

No. 9 Kate says:

Fucking barf. I wouldnt put my HANDS on a pole let alone my TONGUE!

Posted: Sep 18, 2008 at 4:54 pm

No. 10 Kate says:

By the way, "Pirates" was the worst $80 ever spent.

Posted: Sep 18, 2008 at 4:54 pm

No. 11 stopthemadness says:

i don't want to click that link silent noodles…

i don't wanna
i don't wanna
i don't wanna

Posted: Sep 18, 2008 at 5:24 pm

No. 12 stopthemadness says:

OH GOD!

MY EYES!!

silent noooooooooodle!!

*shakes fist*

Posted: Sep 18, 2008 at 5:25 pm

No. 13 em says:

Oh my God, silentnoodles. I have to wash my eyes out with bleach.

Kate–$80?!?!? Seriously? My bf got that shit for $40 when it first came out.

Posted: Sep 18, 2008 at 5:39 pm

No. 14 Alice says:

Looking at her makes me feel like I need to disinfect myself. Might have to use a full can of lysol.

Posted: Sep 18, 2008 at 6:24 pm