Lowest Common Denominators

Shut Your Mouth

• Jessica Simpson continues to make weird faces while she sings. [HT]

• Diddy steps in dog poop. There is a Xenu! [DListed]

• Nobody calls John Mayer anymore, poor thing. [PS]

• Oprah filmed a guest stint on 30 Rock. If she's not giving away free stuff, we don't care. [INO]

• Alex Rodriguez and his ex-wife amicably settled their divorce case. Well, that was boring. [ICYDK]

• Pamela Anderson is the queen of aging gracefully. [Yeeeah]

Sep 19, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 4 Responses

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Comments (4)

No. 1 Addicted to Addiction says:

John Mayer is looking HOT! I'm so glad he cut that mop off of his head.

Posted: Sep 19, 2008 at 2:09 pm

No. 2 sar says:

Oprah is responsible for the one hilarious thing Dane Cook ever said. It's at 1:18.

Posted: Sep 19, 2008 at 3:24 pm

No. 3 Keeblerkahn says:

I bet that photo of Jess brings back found memories for Nick Lachey.

Posted: Sep 19, 2008 at 6:15 pm

No. 4 Keeblerkahn says:

On a side note, I didn't take Dane Cooks advice and searched the sexual predator web site for my area. HOLY SHIT!

Posted: Sep 19, 2008 at 6:24 pm