In all fairness to Britney, the candid paparazzi shots we've been seeing recently look *way* better than this touched-up nightmare. At this point in her career, she definitely doesn't need this much digital help.

she looks like Aubrey or whatever that girl from that PDiddy groups name is…Danity Kane. I had to google it.

dakotas totally gonna go all carrie on those cheer bitches.

Dakota Fanning has the teeth of a woman who has been smoking and drinking coffee for 20 years.

Is Britney supposed to look like a copper, undead, dominatrix ringmaster in hell's circus? If so, well done.

Dakota's turning out to be cute, if not a little Jodie Fostery circa Freaky Friday. I like it when child actors have a normal life. You know, outside of the simulated rape.

I wonder if Whitney's opening credits will feature motivational chick rock about turning the page and/or making it through a storm. BONUS if the show is called "A Port in the Storm"

I second that Danity Kane remark.. and not in a good way!

Size 26 huh? Are they stretchy? Reeeaaaallly stretchy?

kate: maybe she meant Lane Bryant type size 26.

In KK's defense, she does seem to have a tiny waist. But the jeans have to fit over everything else before they get to the waist, so who knows? And no one wears their jeans at their waist anymore anyway, unless they're those ugly "high waisted jeans." Who knew?