i don't think jessica biel will smile until she grows a twig & berries

Shenae honey, someone lied to you when they told you that you were attractive and a good actress. I was terribly disappointed when Annie didn't suffer some sexual assault this last episode and instead it was just you crying like a sack of bones on the floor cause Ty doesn't like you. You need to call up Dina Lohan and see if she might be able to help you with your Lohan-like face…Im sure she has some good tips.

I think salma hayek skinny dipping is pretty much everyone's thing.