PETA Will Be Pissed
• How long until Paris Hilton gets herself one of these monkey servants? [DListed]
• The hardest working dog in Hollywood is also likely covered in STDs, poor thing. [HT]
• Miley Cyrus' dad approves of his 15-year-old daughter's 20-year-old boyfriend. But if we've learned anything, it's that Billy Ray doesn't exactly exercise the best judgment. [INO]
• You were right: We can no longer tell Mary-Kate and Ashley apart. [PS]
• The Brangelina children love Cheetos, y'all. Britney would be proud. [ICYDK]
• Courtney Love had gastric bypass surgery. Um, did she need it? [Yeeeah]
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I honestly cannot believe Aubrey O'Day's dog has a Barack Obama shirt on. Not that it's shocking to me this woman is voting Obama, but that she didn't get all schtick-y and have a t-shirt made with "Bark Obama" or something on it.
I want a helper monkey more than anything else in the world.
I kind of feel for Courtney Love, since the Oprah method of dieting stole 6 weeks of my life and left me with an extra pound. No, it was fat. Not muscle. She had you eating like 4 cans of corn a day, I don't know.
Also why does Angelina Jolie always look like Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz put her outfit together?
Sar - I've found much peace in my life by accepting my chunk. Giving up alcohol and tacos so I can wear skinny jeans is not my nirvana. My motto is "I may be chubby but I'm happy".
Kittenpaw I could barely get past the phrase "giving up alcohol" in your post. I started to get the shakes at the mere thought of it.
I do not want some animal that would happily throw feces at me to also serve me food. Do. Not. Want.
lol @ oily and kittenpaw
I will drink to that!! And I will drink whatever I want when I do it!
I can still tell the MK & A apart. Maybe I should spend more time focusing on the Palin posts and less on the fluff, hmmmmmmmmmm?