Lowest Common Denominators

Good Things Happen To Bad People

• Remember the guy who let his girlfriend live on the toilet for two years? Well, he won the lottery. Of course. [DListed]

• Why is Audrina Patridge's hand a different color than the rest of her body? [ICYDK]

• Lindsay Lohan doesn't understand the concept of wearing a bra. That's OK — baby steps. [Yeeeah]

• Cameron Diaz says she's a spoiled brat. At least she's honest. [INO]

• Birds pooping on David and Victoria Beckham. This makes us happier than it should. [CityRag]

• Dear George Clooney, please lose the mustache. XOXO. [PS]

Oct 8, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 7 Responses

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Comments (7)

No. 1 sar says:

Dear George Clooney,

BWEEE DOP BOP BADOP BOPE!

That is all.

Sar

Posted: Oct 8, 2008 at 2:42 pm

No. 2 Broomstick says:

i saw that about the scumbag winning the lottery. ugh.

life's not fair.

Posted: Oct 8, 2008 at 2:51 pm

No. 3 Addicted to Addiction says:

HAHAHA, Sar, you are teh funnie.

Posted: Oct 8, 2008 at 3:53 pm

No. 4 killorn says:

"I enslaved my girlfriend in the shitter and all I got was this lousy windfall"

Posted: Oct 8, 2008 at 4:02 pm

No. 5 sar says:

thx adad :)

oh my god if killorn doesnt get a commie for that one i am boycotting the olympics (i could never boycott mollygood).

Posted: Oct 8, 2008 at 5:20 pm

No. 6 stopthemadness says:

sar, that's what's up.

Posted: Oct 8, 2008 at 7:47 pm

No. 7 YerMom says:

I should really invest in lotto tickets.

Posted: Oct 9, 2008 at 11:26 am