Lowest Common Denominators

Here Comes The Skank Brigade

• Say hello to Hugh Hefner's potential new girlfriends. [Yeeeah]

• Bad Idea No. 7219: Someone is bringing 10 Things I Hate About You to the small screen. [INO]

• Everyone can breathe a sigh of relief: Brody Jenner has found The One. For this month. [ICYDK]

• Beyonce shocks the world by admitted she married Jay-Z. And by "shocks" we mean "bores." [PS]

• Suri Cruise is learning how to run away from her creepy parents. Good for her. [DListed]

• Britney Spears wears a bra out in public. Progress! [HT]

Oct 9, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 13 Responses

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Tagged: Bad Ideas, Beyonce, Britney Spears, Brody Jenner, Hugh Hefner, Jay-Z, LCD Roundup, Marriage, Movies, Playboy, Suri Cruise

Comments (13)

No. 1 ManBearPig says:

I love "10 Things I Hate About You", and I do not want to see it run into the ground.

What happened to Sarah Lawrence, Kat!?
Do you WANT to be a Husky? Because I sure didn't.

Posted: Oct 9, 2008 at 1:57 pm

No. 2 mae says:

That is nauseating. Those twins will have huge fake boobs and have their hair bleached out in no time. *gag*

blablabhlbalhblah

Brit brit looks kind of normal. Skanky normal, wait, that's "California normal" either way, good for her crazy arse!

Posted: Oct 9, 2008 at 2:11 pm

No. 3 sar says:

MBP I just want you to know I forgive you for liking that movie and we can work through this.

Posted: Oct 9, 2008 at 2:29 pm

No. 4 ManBearPig says:

I don't know, sar, I just don't know.
This is the biggest rough patch we've been through.
You don't like the movie?…

I just can't see this relationship moving forward.

Posted: Oct 9, 2008 at 2:31 pm

No. 5 sar says:

DON'T GIVE UP ON US.

See it from my perspective. Try to recite the Stiles poem to the next person you love. Just try. It is an abomination.

Meet me halfway, and I will grab your ear and drag you the rest of the way.

Posted: Oct 9, 2008 at 2:46 pm

No. 6 ManBearPig says:

I DO admit that was the worst part of the movie, however, did you not see the redeeming end? Or even the singing with Heath Ledger? Come on.

I'm going to have to walk away, I just can't do it.

Posted: Oct 9, 2008 at 3:00 pm

No. 7 sar says:

NO! NO! Maybe if I … maybe if I liked a movie you hated?

Crossroads??

Posted: Oct 9, 2008 at 3:16 pm

No. 8 ManBearPig says:

That is foul.

I can't believe we ever had something.
This is definitely over.

Posted: Oct 9, 2008 at 3:19 pm

No. 9 rumour has it says:

LMAO…Someone should light a candle for sar's and ManBearPig's ended relationship.

Posted: Oct 9, 2008 at 3:42 pm

No. 10 Broomstick says:

whores. that's all these skanks are. yuck.

Posted: Oct 9, 2008 at 5:11 pm

No. 11 sar says:

I don't wanna cry.

Don't wanna cry.

Nothin in the world can take us back,to where we used to be.

Oh I've given you my heart and soul…

You know the rest, MBP. This song will be on the mix CD I send you after I realize you're not ever gonna return my calls.

Posted: Oct 10, 2008 at 10:26 am

No. 12 gayledi says:

10 Things I Hate About You is my 14yr old neices favorite movie so that is who will be watching this show.

Posted: Oct 10, 2008 at 10:46 am

No. 13 Rainey says:

That banner pic smells like used douche water. Go ahead and sniff your screen, I'll wait…see?

It's sad because they're all pretty girls. Ugh, I weep for the future.

Posted: Oct 11, 2008 at 2:57 am