'I Haet U So Hard'

• There's nothing better than LOLCats. [CityRag]

Lauren, Lo and Audrina all went to an LA nightclub together. This might be exciting for all two of you who have been keeping up with the LC-Audrina feud. [ICYDK]

Hugh Hefner's new girlfriends have a criminal past. Raise your hand if you're surprised. [DListed]

Eva Mendes has some harsh words for Jennifer Lopez. J.Lo's going to be pissed. [INO]

Britney Spears makes us sad when she says things like this: "You’re guarded. You have to be that way, so I’m kind of stuck in this place and it’s like: How do you deal? And you just cope, and that’s what I do. I just cope with it, every day." [Yeeeah]

• Don't worry, everyone: Leonardo DiCaprio's might have saved his relationship with Bar Rafaeli. Because Leo being back on the market would just be terrible. [PS]

Oct 10, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 18 Responses
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Comments (18)

No. 1 Chelsea says:

Dammit, I had this long rant about all of Eva Mendes' stupid movie and WP didn't load it. Well fuck it, I'm not typing it again. In brief: Exit Wounds, 2 Fast 2 Furious, Ghost Rider, and The Women.

The end.

Posted: Oct 10, 2008 at 1:44 pm
No. 2 Farah says:

I actually did too Chelsea :) Great mind-and same problem-She needs to shut up and be pretty like she's hired to do and not pretend she's anything outside that.
blah
and Britney is a mega-dingus
and LOLcats is f-ing awesome

Posted: Oct 10, 2008 at 1:49 pm
No. 3 sar says:

Chelsea did you know she's also the voice of "bienvenida a miami" in that Will Smith song?

Apparently that's a lot more respectable than "If You Had My Love." I honestly couldn't tell either way.

Posted: Oct 10, 2008 at 2:02 pm
No. 4 Chelsea says:

Oh Christ. And it was probably from Hitch, right? That was another POS she starred in.

Posted: Oct 10, 2008 at 2:18 pm
No. 5 Addicted to Addiction says:

The Miami song was probably at least 5 years pre-hitch. C'mon Chels… I'd expect more pop culture knowledge out of you!

Posted: Oct 10, 2008 at 2:24 pm
No. 6 Chelsea says:

Well if we're gonna get nitpicky! The song is just called "Miami" and while I <3 Philly and it's native sons, Will Smith still sucked after Fresh Prince. Plus, once someone becomes a Scientologist I erase all knowledge of them.

Or, I just totally spaced, because I (shamefully) used to have the Big Willie Style CD.

Posted: Oct 10, 2008 at 2:28 pm
No. 7 sar says:

I recorded Men in Black off the radio and listened to it, I think intermittently alongside my Jon Secada CD. I know all the words to Otro Dia Mas, and that is a way better Latin sound than J.Lo's.

I can't enjoy Will ever since he asked me to get jiggy.

Posted: Oct 10, 2008 at 2:32 pm
No. 8 Chelsea says:

Could be worse–I recorded "My Heart Will Go On" off the radio (complete with Titanic soundbites dubbed in) and listened to it ENDLESSLY. Ah, to be twelve and a douche bag…

Posted: Oct 10, 2008 at 2:56 pm
No. 9 Key says:

After a long hard day reading about the economy, the idiots running for President of the US and their running mates (also idiots) and bleeding nipples - the LOL Cats were sorely needed!

Posted: Oct 10, 2008 at 3:02 pm
No. 10 Addicted to Addiction says:

SAR - I LOVED John Secada and in college my friends and I used to bust out "If you go" at all of our parties. It turned into a big hit again across campus! That and Mmm Bop, among others.

Posted: Oct 10, 2008 at 3:37 pm
No. 11 admittedlyaddicted says:

Ad2Ad…Vanilla Ice is the famed theme at our parties.

Posted: Oct 10, 2008 at 3:41 pm
No. 12 sar says:

Haha, wow Ad2Ad, you are a woman of taste AND you know how to spice up any party. Diddy should make YOU his next imaginary friend!

Posted: Oct 10, 2008 at 3:48 pm
No. 13 Addicted to Addiction says:

So long as I can go to his White Party, he can make me whatever he wants. Except anything where I'd have to let him touch me, ew.

Posted: Oct 10, 2008 at 4:52 pm
No. 14 Addicted to Addiction says:

And AdAd, I like the way you name yourself. And the way you roll. In no specific order.

Posted: Oct 10, 2008 at 4:53 pm
No. 15 stopthemadness says:

ADtoAd what about the way AdAd's works it?

Where's BeAd?

I should change my name.

Posted: Oct 10, 2008 at 5:24 pm
No. 16 stoptheADness says:

there.

i feel better.

Posted: Oct 10, 2008 at 5:25 pm
No. 17 sar says:

snaps!

Posted: Oct 10, 2008 at 6:28 pm
No. 18 jujubees says:

I feel that montage is missing some nom nom's.

I'd like to see a J Lo Eva diva off. Lots of hair flipping and talking to the hand gestures. oh no she diiii iiint. I'd have to put my money on J Lo. She'd pretend to make up and then hit Eva in the head with a 6 inch heel shoes. She better watch her back.

Posted: Oct 10, 2008 at 10:09 pm
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