That's Not Very Motivational Sgt Harvey
• Screech still getting humiliated by the jocks. Probably not safe for work unless your boss doesn't mind repeated uses of the phrase, "I will wear your fucking ass out!" [DListed]
• Stevie Wonder gets behind the lens. Hilarity ensues! Blind guy's got the camera! Make him drive! [BWE]
• Lohan wins Maxim's sexiest, also FHM's coke-iest and Stuff's sad-iest. [HT]
• The Hoff's got 13 alcohol poisonings on his record. That's commonly known as a "boozer's dozen." [ICYDK]
• Brit's not pleased with her mother, herself, her exes, her career, her… [Yeeeah]
• Looks like Mac users are the lame nerds if the paparazzi love them. [CityRag]
• Miss Jay has a hard time forming coherent thoughts. No shit. Really? Miss Jay? [SH]
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Harvey is HOT. He can wear my ass out any day of the week.
Paris doesn't deserve to be raped, but Diamond DOES deserve a beatdown.
The Hoff’s got 13 alcohol poisonings on his record. That’s commonly known as a “boozer’s dozen.”
HYSTERICAL
just to clarify: hysterical line, sad story