Is "Chocolate Rain" Black People?
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Re: Chocolate Rain
A friend of mine is in this guy’s graduate studies department at the University of Minnesota. His name is really Adam Bahner and he is, according to my buddy, an asshole. The best thing about this “anti-racism” ditty is that Adam is afraid of black people in real life. Self-loathing, self-identified “mulatto.” (I didn’t know we were still using that word, but there you go)
P.S. The voice is real.
I am at a loss for words. That is horribly offensive on about 10 different levels.
It's horribly repetitive and boring too.
Marc Anthony is not the best looking guy, but he has a real air of confidence and sophistication about him that a lot of women find very sexy. I can see how JLo feel for him. He's also an outstanding singer and performer.
First Cisco, now Marc Anthony?
Ha, evil twin, "First Cisco, now Marc Anthony", that's acually really funny. But seriously people, stop being so hard on these dudes, they're just guys. They must be doing something right cause chicks like um. By the way, I am an attractive female with a handsome husband, just for the records. Night all!
I can't really rip on ya, Pumpkin, because I have an unnatural attraction to Kid Rock. It's like, I know he's ugly and probably doesn't smell good, but I still think he's hot.
Well, I don't know if he's afraid of black people or self-loating, Meh, but I do know that he's been a council member on the Minneapolis Commission on Civil Rights for a while now here. He's also a big activist against police brutality, and while of course that's a terrible, terrible thing, his group makes my professional life hell quite often.
Regardless…the song is annoying as fuck. The keyboarding reminds me of my little Sanyo, or whatever it was, that only played one refrain over and over and over again.
Ugh..need spell check! :)
I managed to make it through about a minute of it, and only because it's like driving down the road and happening upon a really gory accident. You know you shouldn't look, you don't want to look, but you just can't help yourself. Sounds like he's channeling a cross between Sammy Davis Jr. and James Earl Jones. Creepy!! (and yes, annoying)