"Why Ponder Life's Complexities When the Leather Runs Smooth on the Passenger Seat?"
• Sit in silence and let this picture speak its full thousand words to you. [ASL]
• Jimmy Fallon might replace Conan on my screen, but never in my heart, you bastards. [DListed]
• Single and ready to buy patio furniture. [ICYDK]
• Britney Spears pre-bald but still post-crazy. [HT]
• Faith Hill lets the country come out. [Yeeeah]
• Growing old sans just looks better. Fact. [CityRag]
• "…(He Prefers) Hate Him" [NYT]
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Oh that picture is greatness. I almost didn't believe that story. Thankfully before helping him someone thought to take a picture. hahaha. And, ewwwww, that looks like nice leather. Now just sweaty old man all over it.
How long do you think it took him to come up with that lame story?
He literally embodies the song.. "I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a stitch to wear.."
good work.
"I would go out tonight
But I haven't got a stitch to wear…na, na-na, na-na, na-na, this charming man …"
Some people will do ANYTHING to get their names and their naked bodies in the news! Geez, he stoops to Paris Hilton's level!
Sweet baby Jesus…
atleast they left the hat.
Does he look like Mel Brooks here to anyone else?
Blazing Saddles, indeed.
I just watched the Faith Hill video. I love how, despite how pissed off she is, she maintains not only her decorum, but her rhythm as well. Swaying along as she bashes a bitch for touching her man's balls. Gotta love it!
Faith Hill will not be trifled with.
Neither will her man's balls.
Not on her watch.