• Bill O'Reilly proves, yet again, that he makes poor arguments. Appropriate on a day when Mollygood readers proclaimed Nacho Libre a cultural progression in American cinema. [SH]
• In her first good decision ever, Jenna Jameson got rid of her breast implants. Though her reasoning – "I wanted more room in my body for meth" – proves frightening. [DListed]
• Aguilera's baby bumps and lady lumps. (Which is which?) [HT]
• Eva Longoria flies to Switzerland to poke at dinner. [ICYDK]
• Aunt Becky is still boring! [DS]
• Who cares what he looks like, Spike Jonze is funny, thus he gets laid. That's the reality idiots who spend five hours in the gym each day can't cope with. [Yeeeah]
• Brad Pitt fights for New Orleans! US Government says, "Good for him." [CityRag]
Editor
Bunnie, the lady lumps are the thingies that don't make breast milk until you hold the baby. You must think I am as stupid as rachel thinks you are.
Best,
evil twin
Ooooh, are Bunnie's feelings hurt that we dared not take him seriously about midgets and racism?
Oh no, have we physically hurt his feelings and dashed his hopes?
I did sell a vat of Tom-ba Juice to buy missles for DListed.
Except I spelled missiles right when I sold it.
That MichaelK is a hot bitch too. MichaelK for hot slut of the day on Mollygood!
Can we do that?
Verrrry relieved for Brad Pitt now that he's going a little Captain Graybeard. I was story to worry that if he didn't start resembling Bibbly Bob a little more, Ange would get bored. She seems drawn to charity cases and bloodshed.
Bibbly Bob was a typo but I like it and I'm leaving it.
I think it was more like a Freudian slip, sar, and I like it too.
Now come on Cord…Brad Pitt, or any number of actors considered generically looking could have been chosen for the part. Yet, he chose a "person of colour and ethnicity." Touchy…touchy…
Anyways…he paved the way for Sanjaya…
Oh. I forgot…NACHOOOO!
Oh…I also forgot…"Cord is the #1, his blogs is the #1, his words is the #1, his posters is the #1."
OK…I'm done.
If I were going to have any more boys (any kids for that matter) I would either name him Cord or Bibbly. I'm really leaning towards Bibbly though.
I concurr on Michael K for hot bitch. I'd hit that two ways from Sunday. And let Pheobe join us.
Awesome, I commend your choice with Bibbly! It's true, Cord is a neat name but if your kid doesn't happen to be bookishly charming, you're up a creek without a trashy tattoo.
And Bibbly sets the expectations so low, that the kid would have to work extra hard at failure. Poignant, yes?
Oh yes, evil twin… Any loving mother would give their child that advantage if they could.
Time to make the kiddies lunch. Have a good one.
BALE!!!
You know.. i think crash is a good example of progression… its the only one i can think of though.
wow, that was catty of you cord….put the claws away, you know we love you. ;)
New Orleans NEED A Sturdy SEA DIKE, bridges and canals like the one in the Netherlands; for purposes of defense and water management BUILT! That repaired levee dam is not going to keep out the sea.
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