What the hell happened to Booker? He looks like the love child of Mickey Rourke and Adrian Zmed. That is not a compliment in any way.

I find is sheer genius how Britney managed to recreate the decline of her career with her voice. It starts off as only mildly crappy and by the end it is full on crazy bad.

It's not everyday you get to hear someone ask the SO to stop by store and pick them up some cheetos and Jack Daniels in the middle of a song. You know that's what she wanted.

Anybody noticing the similarity of Mollygood's headliner stories to DListed's? Are the sites associated with one another, or are they just forced to report on the same nonsense on slow gossip days.

Whoa… I just bought American Gladiators for old school NES today. Crazy stuff.

PS. Cord I love you.

Eff ya!!! I love me some Gladiators!

oh, dammit. I need some speakers at work - for real.

on another note, I have a girl crush on Tera Patrick…I love her look.

How can they even improve the greatness that was gladiators? Will someone actually die? I hope they have a celebrity version. And by celebrity I mean someone like Todd Bridges or Carrot Top. Oh please let Carrot Top be on there. She's so pretty.

Did you see the Flavor Flav Roast? Carrot Top was on that with all his little props, he was actually a teense funny. Or maybe I was just drunk.

You were drunk. Probably by and eense which is more than a teense. I'm surprised he didn't go off in a roid rage and beat Fuffy Fuff with his clocklace.

you were probably drunk evil…carrot top is so not funny. ;)

what the bloody hell did carrot top do to his body? he looks all lumpy and shit…it makes me ill. every time i go to vegas they have his ugly mug posted all over the place.

Clocklace?!? I want one of those.

Ok, I concede, maybe I was drunk. I do know that Brigitte Nielsen was definitely not funny though. Snoop was awesome.

They must want to frighten the weak away. It takes a really strong constitution to handle the beauty of Carrot Top.

LOL, I also just noticed the story about Sigfried and Roy. Once again my gaydar was way off. How could two guys living together with a bunch of lions, and wrap themselves in lame and velvet, be gay?

Fight the power!!!!

lol juju…how could we have been so blind.

God, Booker totally fucked himself up. I hope Johnny Depp realizes that he could have been subject to the same fate if he had been given his own 21 Jump Street spinoff. No wonder he still kisses Tim Burton's ass.

Ah, American Gladiators. One of my few brushes with celebrity is when Zap threw me out of The 25th Hour, a club/hotel in small-town PA. She was very proud of herself, ridding the club of a group of 20-somethings who were still nursing their first beers. First, though, she made a show of having us sit down in the club entrance for two minutes (presumably so that we could sober up enough to drive home). I hope she's a show consultant so I can write her a hate letter. Fuck you, Zap. We were just having fun!

So, why did Zap toss you out? Were you causing a disturbance of Lindsay proportions?

I know, we're always the last to know.

Or maybe it's all research for his latest role on the yet to be named USA Network Movie. It will be something about him falling in love with a woman who has amnesia.

She got amnesia after she hit her head in a failed kidnapping attempt. Here's the kicker, he was the kidnapper and he's back to finish the job. You didn't see that one coming. I'll still watch it.

Did you throw a milkshake in her face and laugh at her? That's what got me banned at Denny's.

We were laughing loudly, as a group of young women who attend an all-women college are wont to do when they get out around boys. I mean, it was so ridiculous. She made a big show of stopping us, then telling us we all had to sit down. My friend and I went to a stairwell and she was like, "no no no, over here," like we were so drunk we didn't know where to go. I'll tell you what- later we did get drunk, and took our ire out on some unsuspecting diner patrons. Don't mess with Rosemont chicks!

I forgot about the incident for a few years, and then it popped back into my head forever. The whole thing is so ridiculous because it was Zap. And clearly after A.G. had run its course.

Hey, I got banned at Denny's too back in the day. I knew we were fast friends for a reason.

Drop her a line and say "hi." I'm sure she'll be glad to hear from you.

http://www.rayehollitt.com/gladiate/PGladiate.html

Nice, Juju. No. Once I got kicked out of Dunkin' Donuts because I refused to drink milk after the donut guy called it "Titty Juice" and squeezed his breast at us. (Also the Rosemont girls.) We inspired some weird reactions. Those people were lucky we weren't from Bryn Mawr or we would have kicked his ass.

LOL. yeah, they are serious as a heart attack that 3 people do NOT sit at a 2 top.

She's stupid Lale. You don't give drunk ass people directions. That's why your not supposed to drink and drive. You can't follow those yellow lines.

What an ignorant ass! Didn't that guy know that the titty juice doesn't come in until AFTER you hold the baby? IDIOT.

Not that Rebecca Gayheart's really a "celebrity," but how many of these Hollywooders have killed people? She ran a boy over, Matthew Broderick killed someone while driving drunk and I don't recall him being in jail. Maybe I just didn't notice that he was gone. It does seem weird that Linds, Par and Nicole (the skank trifecta?) are getting so much attention for actions that didn't kill or even maim.

When's Brandy going to court for her car thing?

The thing is, we weren't drunk! Seriously, we were known to get there, but we weren't ever ugly drunks- all we really wanted to do was dance and flirt with boys. Because we were laughing too loudly we were singled out. And this wasn't like a classy Radisson bar, okay? This was The 25th Hour, outside of Dallas, PA. We should have been allowed to throw turds into the crowd and still stay there. I swear she was jealous. Believe me, we didn't compare in the body department or anything, and none of us had that sweet platinum/white hair, but maybe she didn't want other girls attracting attention. I don't know why it still riles me up. I'm very fair, I guess.

I don't remember Matthew Broderick being involved in any scandals. Refresh me. Was this in the his Ferris Bueller hey-day?

1987. Killed 2 women, but I guess in Ireland the laws are even worse than here. He paid less than $200 and is now a Broadway hero. Hail to the drink and drive!

I sort of vaguely remember that story now. No one ever brings it up though, that's for sure.

And all Rebecca G. had to do was marry a hot guy and get some naked pap shots going on. It does put things into perspective. I guess people really do want to see these girls fail, but that's because they're stupid egotistical bitches, no?

Yes.

Great. Now that we've settled that issue, why is Richard G. stuck in the early 1990s, and how bad is Brit's song? I couldn't hear it. Can't wait for the video…

Brit's song is horrible. HORRIBLE. My ears bled, actually.

True story.

I just read the lyrics and my eyes are still leaking blood.

Eye leakage is so gauche, Evil. ;)

I'm a tacky girl, what can I say.

Nasty old rag is what you are, awright?

That too.

I thought Richard Greico was Carrot Top in a brown wig! Scary!

Siegfried and Roy are gay?!? I am shocked! Just shocked!

Next thing, we'll find out that Liberace was gay.

No way, that guy was stud with a capital Fabulous.