• "I'm headed eastbound leading your hair space." Brilliant, really. [BWE]
• Are they finally getting stars on Dancing With the Stars? (I mean, come on, Clyde Drexler?)
• Jessica Simpson can breathe through her nose. Now to get her to think through her brain. [HT]
• Oddly, Sharon Stone's adopted children look like they could be her real children. Where's her Asian one? [ICYDK]
• Why does he bark like a dog if he kills dogs? Is he self-loathing? [Yeeeah]
• For real fun, take acid and watch Inland Empire in a room of mirrors and demon figurines. [CityRag]
• I know who bored me. [DS]
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That was actually very interesting. What was she scrubbing? Do you think she had already cleaned the floors? She needs to try steel wool on that sink.
Psssssssssst, Lindsay, your supposed to take the bra off. Guys like to touch the boobies. Just sayin. I thought she was a slut, she dissapoints me. That's just remedial trampiness.
No shit, they got Clyde? Baad!!!
Wow, Anna Nicole wasn't even phoning it in. More like texting, or clopping a hoof like a counting horse. I hope Daniellyn Crystal Faith Hope doesn't ever see this on her off nights from the strip club. Might put a little dent in the "I loved your mom" crap that Daddy will be spewing from under his highlighting cap.