So if I buy this perfume, I will grow a penis?

I don't know, let's have Bunnie try it and find out.

No, you'll grow a really expensive bottle of perfume. You can probably have it removed and sell it on Ebay, bonus.

see? THAT'S what mine looks like.

My kids beg for Starbucks, by the way. I have no idea what's in that link, I can't click on it.

But the creme Frappuccino menu rocks as an occasional treat for the kids, as does hot chocolate. And apple juice.

oh my god, kitchy, it's a pic of tom drinking it. we have to gank that for our campaign.

(i still remember that one week it was popular to say gank.)

I can click on the msn link and I have this to say…

Dear Starbucks,

Please do not consider adding sizes to accomodate children. Right now I'm able to order a tall Vanilla Creme Fappuccino split into two cups and spend a HELL of a lot less than I would if I had to order two smaller versions of the same drink.

Best,
Kitchy

So he wants to make men smell like pussies?!?! I don't get it…

I didn't know Starbucks now carries Tom juice in flavored syrups. New product alert.

I also notice the jab as Posh, creepy, loser, ey.

i think the campaign is about traffic safety? don't block the box.

You've been box blocked you pampered ass.

I have a pampered ass and I think I would know.

I also use my pampered ass for buffing and polishing.

That's strange and completely unappealing. I keep looking for hair or details, too, which is just wrong.

I have to say I've seen way too many of these this week. I can't even ignore them becuase I have one.

It's killing me, I can't get it out of my head.

HOT POCKET!

I blame Brit-Twit for the Starbuck's thing. She probably put in a special request so she wouldn't have to share hers with those adorable little mistakes anymore.

upon further inpection i have concluded that this perfume is supposed to be used as lube.

The cups can also double as a fun chew toy.

Do you think it vibrates? Just askin.

the law-branagh connection kind of makes sense though. The Uppity Actor Club: Cheating On Women Since 1997

The Uppity ^Pretentiously British Actor Club.

Better ad campaign to get the message out:

(2 figures walking on a beach)

girl: "mom… do you ever feel… not so fresh?"
tom ford: "it's pronounced tom. and when i was your age, used to feel not so fresh in my crotchinal regions."
girl: "what did you do?"
tom ford: "oh, i got the clap from kitchy"
girl: "no! i mean - to fix it"
tom ford: "oh right! well i stopped putting my vag all over the internet, and i also started using Tom Ford's Box Block."
girl: "Tom Ford's Box Block?" (smiles) "I'm glad I asked you."
tom ford: (smiles back) "you're glib."

::laughing so hard I'm actually crying::

Brava, Sar. BRAVA. If you ever make it down this way, the first round is totally on me.

Sar, that was amazing. You should work at CAA.

I think you really need to get on top of that box block, I think it's going to be big.

I can imagine scores of teen males staring at the bottle for hours, oh wait, they can just look at Britney's vadge anytime they want (I'm sick now).

I feel a little ill too. She's totally ruined vaginas for me.

"My new fragrance is evocative of the mystery and intrigue of a caravan of camels crossing the Sahara with a load of sardines."

Smells like teen spirit,

lololol, jbonz

What is this hot mess called anyway? Eau de Cootre?

Ah, Eau de Cootre.
I was about to propose "Labia, For Men."

Ham Wallet, eau du toilet. Infused with antibiotics.