
• Something is afoot at Jossip, and that foot might be wearing heels. [Queerty]
• A stupid person is becoming famous by proxy right before your eyes. [DListed]
• Sorry, guy, but she looks fine. More than adequate, actually. [HT]
• Rehab is clearly good for your physique and mental state, but also bad for your lungs. [INO]
• After her VMA performance, Britney Spears reportedly lamented that she looked like "a fat pig." So, suicide watch, then? [Yeeeah]
• What a fashionable belief system, Demi. [CityRag]
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That is shameless self-promotion. You work it Cord! Anyways, I have that same shirt…except it's lamae…
this hurts me to say because i love the work he does here but Cord should never, ever again be allowed to make a gay joke, not when we have a pic of him looking gayer than larry craig in a men's room. yikes!!
by the way where's molly? i remember once clicking on a link, i think from queerty, way back when this place got going and i coulda sworn this seemed to be a tiny little one-woman operation. is she still the owner of this site? is she still here at all or does she now always stay home collecting the fruits of poor little gay cord's labor? did cord overthrow her in a palace coup? or was she just a figment of my sad little imagination??!!…
Here's a brief history as I remember it:
Molly Goodson used to work over at Jossip and she did the celebrity gossip posts. Then those posts got popular enough to warrant their own site, hence "Mollygood." Molly left I think almost a year ago now to write over at Popsugar and Cord took over. For many months thereafter, Cord had to endure online petitions calling for his removal by any means necessary that were started by this brain surgeon named John Santos. Also we had a lot of people crying about how much they missed Molly and that Cord ate doody, blah, blah, blah, fishcakes.
Did I miss anything Cord?
Cord, when did you grow the beard, by the way? It looks cute on you. You know whenever you post pictures of yourself it softens me for a few days, so I have to be nice for at least a little while.
Clearly Cord hates every minute that his carefully crafted messiness is recognized and promoted. Keep leaving those $175 jeans in a damp pile on your floor brother. You're not just a style, you're a movement. I love you.
huh…thanks for the explanation EvilTwinHottie…so the poor girl is just an employee. well, at least the blog is named after her…that's something. and as for cord, he obviously puts up with a lot of abuse from the likes of us, yet he handles it like a lady. i'm proud of him y'all!
p.s. is there any way i can petition cord to have him make it mandatory to include at least two "y'alls" in each and every sentence? as in "i went to a doctor today y'all and he told me i have 6 different STD's…it really sucks y'all!" if he were to do this, it will be a magnificent tribute to britney's memory. i mean yes, technically she's still alive but c'mon y'all…she'll be dead from an overdose any day now so it's time to get ahead of the curve y'all!
I never posted when "molly" was here. No offense…I'm just saying. I remember all the stupid, juvenile, high school shit that went on after the "management" change.
Anyways, james-boston, have you been over to Popsugar? Beat my guest and give it a try…I'm sure you'll love all the witty and insightful threads and commentary. It's lovely…
james_boston, you are seriously growing on me. And normally I don't tolerate any kind of fungus action, so it must be love.
Popsugar gave me diabetes. True story.
Yeah James, you go take a visit and you'll be begging us old hags to take you back. You just can't find this kind of quality snark anywhere. This is fark snark.
I only read when they switched over but that John Santos guy made me laugh. Miss him.
OMG I just saw that video, I can't stop laughing, I farking pissed myself. I want him to do my eulogy yall.
She fucking had 2 babies. what do you want from her. LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE. Ohhhhhhh that's the most awesome thing I've seen since the opening of the VMA's.
PS, Cord, I'm proud you didn't smile. There's no smiling in fashion.
I dare say, Cord looks FIERCE. Work it.
Yeah…you have to be fierce…and whatnot
ET you must have windows. Cord, make this site more mac compatible. I'm sure if you present it with the heels on, those guys will listen to you.
cord looks like a dazed,lost little boy who just got out of the men's restroom after a terrifying encounter with some old man inside.
Holy shit, I think that Chris Crocker dude needs to be on suicide watch, even more so than Britney. He seems about a billion times more unstable than she is.
Hey little boy, want some candy?
hey little boy have you ever seen a real man's pistol?
Isn't he that weird teacher on "Fairly Odd Parents" who freaks out all the time? "FAIRIES!"
I would hit it! How an everyone be so casual, like you've all seen tons of pictures of Cord? I am… how can I put this… I am stoked. This validates my fantasy that Cord is not a dirty old hippie.
Just for that, I'm overlooking his unnervingly correct spelling of adequite.
I do enjoy the caption, which seems to indicate that Bunnie has strategially included the graffiti in his ensemble.
I don't know about anyone else, but I've seen lots of pictures of Cord. When he did his first post, about six hundred pictures from Coachella, and I think one or two from when he wrote other articles for magazines or other sites.
uhm. *strategically. that's the ambien kickin' in.
if demi wanted to be cool she'd take an old religion that no one likes anymore, and act like it was the new cool religion. retro style.
kabbalah jewelry? all right.
scientology refreshments? delicious!
methodist version of punk'd? FIERCEST!
oh! well that was my first. he was gentle.
i have to stop making gross jokes and just go to sleep. stopping!!
Cord!
It's not often we get to see pictures of you. It makes me happy when we do! (But, when I think about it, if you posted more it would probably get annoying.)
Love your taste in clothing!
Sar, your not supposed to post on Ambien. Did you go out and get into any unprovoked fights? F'in Ambien.
Wait a frickin minute. WHAT IN THE NAME OF MARC JACOBS IS GOING ON WITH THOSE PANTS CUFFS? Are they rolled up like the 80's tuck and roll?
I hope sar didn't wash that down with a shot of Grey Goose…sleep-typing. Somebody get a video camera and head over to her house. We can post it on youtube.
Anyways, I wish I could spend just two weeks with Brit-Twit's "fat ass." You guys wouldn't recognise her. She's not THAT far gone. She just needs some intense aerobic exercise (not that play dancing around a may pole in holey fishnets crap) and some plyometrics to sweat out all those toxins that have taken up residence in her mid-section. Then I'm sending her over to juju for some yoga. And lay off the booze and cheetos and the laxatives…geez, maybe it is impossible.
I'll have her do some pilates for that beer belly and maybe some hot yoga to detox. I wonder if you can sweat cheeto powder?
Dear Cord,
No fair you get credit for that graffiti. Because I am sure it's not yours.
Is that guy an artist????? he looks so creative….
Cord, I saw yesterday but didn't get to comment. I have a new respect for you. Your ability to walk out into NY streets wearing that get up says that your bunnieballs are mouse size. Congrats. I still heart you, just even more now.
Speaking of Bunnie, we need to start coming up with some award to present him tomorrow for the 1st Weekly Bunnie Awards.
Who would like to start coming up with some nominations to highlight Cord's achievements in singular pomposity?
I would like to award him with the "Hottest Man in a Most Outrageous Outfit" - even though I'm starting to think it's just a big middle finger at fashion week, and not at all his style choice of norm…
Good one.
I still can't get over the cuffs, what's goin on down there.
It does appear to be a tuck and roll. Cord, please confirm or deny.
I was afraid it might be. I initally mistook them for highwaters. Like when I buy capris but due to my vertical insuffiency, they hit my ankles.
Uhh, according the some picture on some random link, and some other picture on some other random link, I will assume you guys are admitting you're wrong.
Best,
Cord
hahaha, nope, I admit nothing.
Racist.
Best,
Cord
Normal!!!!
Best,
Cornhole
Leave Cord ALONE!!!! HE IS A HUMAN!!!!!!!
Kiss the cheeks.
sar, you forgot:
How dare you challenge my authori-ta?
Best,
Cord
You guys suck, I'm going home!
Whateveh,
Cordtman
Finger bang, bang, finger bang.
Happy Raw Shoshanna or whatevs, it's sundown, I'm outie. la chayem, mah hebrewz.
Namaste bitches.
You're pretty cute, I guess.
Kitchy, where are you? We were supposed to give out the Bunnie Awards today.
:(
what's a bunnie award y'all? sorry i disappeared wednesday night (i had so many more snarky things to say) but the percocets and captain morgan kicked in…true story.