i think you've had too much sugar today cord…so many sentences starting the same way gives you away. or maybe your lack of hugs has gone to your head.

i love the juxtaposed jens picture! try to scare the hell out of each other, girls!!

i am cracking up at the vanessa hudgens thing. i'm definitely not going to be on the lookout for that. but "i want santa to come up my chimney" is possibly the best holiday related sex-line i've ever heard. oh god, for the opportunity to really use that. it'll have to be a drunken christmas party kind of thing.

Oh JFaux, the bedazzler strikes again.

I'm sorry but that monkey picture really gets me in my soft spot. It's like that f'in, Hang in there, poster. I want to hate it but I still cry a little.

lol juju, the hang in there poster…
do you mean the one with the cat dangling from some surface, or the one with the frog prying open the pelican's mouth?

Cat, of course. If I saw a frog I'd run that bastard over. Go ahead, tell Peta.

That monkey hugging that pigeon is the best thing I've seen since that hippo and tortoise became friends after the tsunami.

testing 1 2 3

Your coming in clear good buddy.

Cver and out.

Wow… the look on that monkey's face speaks of a love that will echo through the ages. *single tear*

What, you can't work up two? Have you learned nothing from Chris? It's about the overacting now.

*poking own leg with sharp object*
Tori Spelling taught me this trick.

There's that second tear!

If that picture was any cuter, I'd have a stroke.

I like your commitment to your craft Janice. Golf claps to you.