1. I think Perez' fat head is just going to fall off his fat and unusually square body.

2. I love the crazies so I can't pour a cup of haterade for Ernie. I have seen your crazy soul, and I love it.

3. Look Paris, that's going to be you in like, 8 years.

4. I see she's not couting the ladies, what would the total be if you add them in? I also feel like I've heard something similar from someone else, who could it be, hmmm?

5. Jared and Kanye get a combined, douchbag, award.

see what happens when people (perez) who were beaten up every single day in high school (perez…deservedly) get a tiny little bit of fame (bottom of the barrell d-list fame)? can someone pay for my trip out to L.A. so i can administer some more beatings to this fugly loser? anyone??

Too much information, Angie.

Ernie is my new love. He's a state senator; you might want to clarify that Cord.

I've only slept with 4 or 5 men…20 women and countless boys!

James, I'd love to contribute, but all I have in my pocket is a shiny pound coin and an expired bus token. You should set up some sort of fund. "The Let Me Beat Up Perez Foundation", or something, I'm sure you'll have many contributors. We could have a fun-run

Dear Jared Leto, Sienna Miller is British and a slut. If your curry powder and dick diet worked she would be emaciated by now.

No source for the shocking Paris story?

Enh, the God suing has been done… I think I saw it on Quizlaw.

Big ups for the Kanye West conclusion. That was beautiful, my friend.

The God suing has indeed been done but I do like how that electrical fan is giving him a sort of 21st century halo.

I everyday Perez looks more and more like a pinata.

I don't believe a word of it. Kids with a bat would never touch PH.

well I think Kanye was being factitious or he was drunk. Either way, just because he makes it easy to hate him doesn't mean we should, I think he's just weeding out his stupid fans.

There's no way that was factitious.

I can't imagine what would come out if you did get him to break? Probably not sugary sweets.

Perhaps kids wouldn't pinata PH (yes i made it a verb) but I certainly would! Where's the bat? and I'm not using a silly wiffle bat, I need a real wooden Louisville Slugger, or perhaps something in aluminium…

well I can't watch it at work but I 'spose I'll make up my mind later…

Perhaps kids wouldn't pinata PH (yes i made it a verb) but I certainly would! Where's the bat? and I'm not using a silly wiffle bat, I need a real wooden Louisville Slugger, or perhaps something in aluminium…

ow ewww it would rain down coffee bean coffee, cookies, cum, and pinkberry for weeks

maria i was just teasing because i think you meant to say facetious.

rofl april

ha ha both would work…

kind of.?

*goddammit I need more coffee*

I finally figured it out. Perez has a pinata body and a, jabba the hut, head. I think if he flipped his head back a pez would shoot out.

lol

Perez Dispenser

And there is his new name. Perez, dispenser of everything, "shiteious" and "whoreanus".

Perez Dispenser, Babyfishmouth, and Brit-Twit… have I left anyone out?

“No more rhyming now, I mean it!”

/obscure?

Paris, but that's kind of a given.

maria, are you asking if the Pricess Bride is an obscure movie to quote, or if Andre the Giant was AWESOME. I can answer that. No, and yes.

Thanks sar, you've made me happy twice today!

I aim to please!

Cord, why did my post get deleted for having a link to a Sarah Silverman video?
Are you going to taze me?

I think Perez looks a lot like a tall, shaven Ewok.

WOOPS. I am a total dipshit. You didn't delete my post. Sorry.
Ugh… I wish we could delete/edit comments here, too.

So the lying, stealing, magilla gorilla spawn bile dispenser is angry because someone in his blighted mind unfairly received a "do over" on a crappy celebrity contest? "Cunt" it is!