• You're telling me this guy's a drunk who puts his and others' well-being at risk? No way. [Yeeeah]
• Faced with the prospect of a string of bad movies and an untimely career death, Maya Rudolph comes back to the arthritic, unfunny arms of Saturday Night Live. [BWE]
• With support like this, huh, Rudy? [Jossip]
• They're giving Dane Cook another movie to pilot into a damn oil field. [DListed]
• Now it's news if one doesn't expose one's vagina. [HT]
• Serves her right: She trusted a guy named Cash. [ICYDK]
• Pickles and bread? Isn't that the Gwen Stefani diet? [INO]
• Stupid human tricks! These are always funny when you're drunk and tired! [CityRag]
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Ok, not that I am defending Sutherland in his DUI-ness but enough with the tree clip. It was in response to a stupid bet, and he asked the hotel before hand and paid for the tree. That isn't particularly reckless and he only hurt himself. This is the complete opposite of drunk driving.
Kiefer is a pirate, that explains everything.
I can't say I've ever been presented with this dilemma, but is it so impossible to break up with someone before you sleep with someone else?
if my name was kiefer i'd be a drunk to.
I stole a Christmas tree once, while drunk. Kiefer and I have something (well, 2 actually) in common!
5 more minutes and i'm off to hit up the 5 cent wine sale at bevmo.
I don't know, Sar, would a text break up be ok? Dialing numbers is hard.
For the love of, Howard, please stop putting Dane Cook in movies. Who do I need to sleep with to make that happen?
I think Cord just made the post confirming what you guys have been asking him to for a couple of weeks now.
He's breaking up with us!!!!!!!!!!!
I CAN CHANGE, no more eating cheetos in bed. Give me one more chance. I'll do the forbidden dance, noooooooo. It's like high school all over again.
He acknowledged Halle's pregnancy.
Man, what am I going to do tomorrow!? Maybe I won't work from home so I have a PC and not a Mac. That is crazyness, but man!
Seriously why does Mollygood Hate Apple??!?
Oh, ok, yes, I see that link now. I have abandonment issues. I'm fine now. Tom-Ba, pretty please.
I would like to take this moment to thank ET for sharing her computer virus. I always thought those things were an urban legend and anyways I was told Macs didn't have those problems.
I hope you get well soon. I'm going to make some tea and watch the next episode of "The War."
BaB I love War, do you? I will be flipping between that and Beauty and the Geek tonight. Quite a contrast.
I'm working on a bug project. But I wanted to catch the men's, Dancing With The Stars. How do I always get sucked into that show?
So far I'm liking it, though it is a tough watch. I'm having the same problems Lisa is having…my pages won't fully load right now.
I have a mac and just your standard laptop. I always have problems with my mac when I post at any site. I get that wrapping thing where it looks like I'm starting a new paragraph ever every sentence.
juju - like, a real bug project like we had to do in the 8th grade? with the shellack and whatnot?
okay i'm 4 minutes into beauty and the geek and i'm tired of the whole thing. that's 3 minutes 58 seconds longer than I lasted with last night's The Bachelor.
Yes, and the pins. I hated doing that the first time. We found a couple of flys in the house and then had to go to the park for the rest. Ewww, ewww, ewww.
that's totes weird!! because this weekend i went back to the park where I did mine. I couldn't believe how vivid it was - I remembered every bug and where I was when I found it. It was like a stroll down memory lane, except the lane leads to the death of 40 different kinds of bug. I didn't know other people did bug projects!
Hahaha.That Kiefer dive was reminiscent of Kurt Cobain jumping into Dave Grohl's drums to end a concert perfectly.
Oh the carnage we created. A few lives were sacrificed but hopefully it was not in vain and my son will get an A. Murderers.
a girl in my class froze hers like we were told to, but apparently not for long enough, because when she pulled her box out in class, most of her bugs were kicking and spinning on their pins. ew.
I took Earth Science twice so I didn't have to take Biology which entailed bug collections, and dissections of frogs and fetal pigs. No thank you.
admittedly — we had to put our in a plastic bag with some so-called "humane" cotton ball soaked with something or other. i can't remember what chemical but our teacher said it put them to sleep before it killed them. which is sweet… i'm sure there are bugs out there just chatting away like "you know what i'd appreciate? for a huge a stranger to come into my home, force me into a plastic bag, and put me to sleep then kill me."
not to say i don't brutally kill bugs every day. but still it's a strange justification we were given.