• I know people say things like this every election year, but – no shit – if Fred Thompson wins the presidency and America’s First Lady has breast implants, I’m getting the hell outta here. [Jossip]
• I’m sure David Letterman is upset about his Paris Hilton-free future. Broken hearted, even. [DListed]
• Literally two seconds ago someone in the office told me this girl might be what we in the know call a “beard.” I dunno about that, but do with it what you will. [Yeeeah]
• Bam Margera finally speaks up about his relationship with Jessica Simpson, and just as his career is on a decline. Imagine that. [ICYDK]
• Cash back. [INO]
• Why isn’t this girl part of the Heidi and LC and Spencer and Sleepy and Shitty and Whitey feud? [HT]
• Brooklyn wins! Enjoy your Manhattan megamall, yuppies! [CityRag]
Editor
You have an office, Cord? You don’t just sit home all day in fuzzy slippers and a tatty bathrobe thinking of ways to entertain us?
No, Other Karen, that’s what the “hags” and “nasty old rags” do. Well, at least when they have the flu…
At least Thompson can promise dramatic podium moments interspliced with shots of him swigging whiskey. And every time he speaks to someone new, you’ll see their name and address typed at the bottom of the screen. That’s helpful.
Is the woman standing NEXT to Fred Thompson HIS WIFE?! She looks like she could EASILY be his daughter–EWW!!
Oh Sar, that just made me laugh. I don’teven know why? No backspacing hooker. Reading is hard, I wish I have a screen too, What? Address typed at ehte bottom of the screen? I keep saying it but it makes now sense still. I think that gy is from Texas. He’ll shoot your wife and marry yer dog, patner.
what? hahahahahahahahah
I know it’s soooooooooo hard. That’s what she sad, hahaha. I said hard.
Why do you say she has implants? They look real enough to me. And so what if she does?
Unless her reason was she’d rather be dead than flat chested, she looks pretty good. Fake boobies get such a bad rap. True some are ridiculous like Pamela Anderson-Lee-Lee-Anderson-Richie-Anderson, but I’ve also seen some really good one’s. And the women attached to them were pretty smart and witty.
I still think that dude looks like an unphotoshopped Kelsey Grammer
isn’t the 3rd “wife” picture a country singer??
oh my gosh they changed the picture! I swear it was some singer chick named shelley or something.
By the way, I just read an interview Cord did with Bloc Party and it is stupendous. I wish all entertainment articles were written so well. At one point I actually rolled off my bed moaning that I’ll never make it in the arts. (I’m in grade 12 and I’m still deciding what root I’m gonna take.)
http://www.filter-mag.com/inde.....92&c=2
Aaahhh! I mean “route” not “root.” I really should read over my responses.