hahahaha, your wit was not lost on me cord. love the stoners comment!

that tape with eva longoria is so dumb!! she's such a stupid biatch.

No joke, The Bad Seed scared the crap out of me. It made me not want children. Lucky for them the combinations of, my forgetting to take the pill regularly, being easy, and being, 25% mexican made them happen.

ALBA!

'…but only for the epidural' ZING!

Village of the Damned, Children of the Corn, and The Bad Seed…it's a wonder I have any kids either.

I still get creeped out when the corn is high around here.

I had a cousin and when we'd have sleepovers and it was dark. She's day in her excorsist voice, HE WANTS YOU TOO MALACHI. OMG, I just crapped my pants thinking about that voice. Someone, hold me.

Clearly she didn't day it, it was night. She did, say it.

F'in seyour, hahahaha. I truly am easy. Nothing cracks me up as much as a good, Zing.

I am always checking the corn cobs for tell-tale signs of the Man Who Walks Behind the Rows. Damn you, Stephen King. I put partial blame on him for my irrational phobia of clowns as well.

Thanks, Evil Twin. I was practially and adult when I read that book, 16. I had to start sleeping with a night light and wouldn't get out of bed once I got in.

I was afraid as soon as I put my feet down some psyco clown was going to ask me if I wanted to float. Ahhhhhhh. As punishment you need to stay up all night too.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh clowns!! I'm deathly terrified of happy, circus clowns. Those and porcelin dolls. When I was little I broke the feet off all my porcelin dolls so they couldn't get to me whilst I slept.

I have been missing all of you girls. I think tomorrow I will take my computer to the hospital with me so I can comment in between Tristan's feedings. Hopefully next week he will be home and I can play more on the computer. Ok Chris Croker is crazy and Brit should be thankful for him. If it weren't for the press then she probably wouldn't have gotten the kids taken away because there wouldn't be enough proof from ksped. Opps. Lots of love.

Well, it was obvious she doesn't want them since she gave them to him 2 days earlier. White trash. Hillbilly. Thunder thighs.

Oh Mae, I wish I'd have thought about that with my dolls. I had a huge doll collection. Dolls from around the world. What sadist thought of that. They all sat there on their shelves just waiting for darkness. I think Holland hated me the most. I should have cut their feet off.

I like that idea, Rachel. We should add that as part of our mission statment. Travel sized hags.