You know, the K-Fed thing would be even better if he'd done it back on Sept 19th.

I LOVE Jon Stewart. He's like a close 2nd or 3rd to BALE!!! Has anyone told Congress that Eazy-E is dead????

Danny Deckchari is dead to me. Again.

hey cord, you might want to check out adrienne curry's (or however the hell you spell her name)myspace blog, she rips perez a new one. thought you might enjoy.

best,
deimos

I wouldn't have thought that Adrienne knows how to read, much less type. Huh.

Impressively, she can. And she thoroughly rips Perez a new one.

I so heart Jon Stewart. Has anybody read his book, America. Oh, depends are definitely in order,

Programme? Who was the source- Madonna? Lindsay's common trash like the rest of us, and all she can hope to complete is a plain old program.

Can a ho get a link, link. I'm a lazy ass but I really want to see Perez get smacked in the face again. Even if it's online.

He's gotten hotter as he's gotten older. Have you seen his 60 mins interview?

http://perezhilton.com/?p=6592#respond

P.s. Jon Stewart is hot.

I love that crazy, dead Eazy-E.

"Easily, I approach, the microphone and it ain't no joke."

Ok, so I went through a gangsta rap period along with my hairband fixation.

For those of us who have apparently updated firewalls and can no longer access Perez, is there a short version?

I like how Easy kept one in the freezer, so he could always have an on-ho skeezer.

Yeah, basically Peter Brady's wife gives it to Perez on all points. Saying how he is loser and must have been made fun of as a kid, and that's why he's so bitter. But she was coherent and spelled very well, and I have to say I was pleasantly surprised.

I prefer jokin the bitches and slapping the ho's. That whole album was greatness after some mary jane. My friend said it was the rap version of, Darkside of the MOon. It made more sense high.

Oh I thought Cait's was Perez's explanation of the punch.

*jockin*

Can you see this? If not I'll cut and paste cuz it is pretty darn good (and I don't even like that girl!)

http://blog.myspace.com/index......=315737468

Juju you are so right. I still bust out The Chronic cd occasionally and my weed smoking days are LONG gone

I don't like her, either, but she just became somewhat of an internet cult hero.

Man I hate Pink Floyd, but I smell what yer steppin in. For a truely great experience pick up 6 Feet Deep (Gravediggaz). Excellence.

Does Ray J realize that he just admitted to sleeping with at least 6 transexuals?

Cut and paste. *lol*

Bone…Bone…Bone Thugs N' Harmony were from my hood. True story.

So in the last link, since I can't click to verify, I'll ask…

Is it supposed to be kittens, no apostrophe, or is there someone named Kitten in a fight?

I'm checking that music out.

I thought she was so whiny on the Brady show, but, I love her now.

It's adorable, actual cute kitty cats tussling.

Rock on!

Well, there were 2 clats, plural. I saw that typo.. But there is a third so distraught it's kitty cousins are fighting, it barfs. PUss. Man up kitty cat.

Dude, what kind of a sick freak would touch their cousin? Ewwww…

*whistling innocently*

I thought it was Coyboy up…?

My boyf saw Bone Thugs buying lemonade in Publix in Ocala. True story.

Do you know that you people have me adding "True story!" at the end of a lot of real-life ramblings?

True story.

Yes, I find some of the, Mollygood, vernacular creeping into my daily life. I usually get some blank stares. Just turn it around like they are the dumb ass for not knowing what your talking about.

I think we are all "true storying" up in this motherfucker. I don't know who started it. True story.

Kitchy, are you referring to ME, by chance?

i think i might have started that, sorry. true story. ;)

Wasn't it started in response to the siezuring expert on the production of milk in humans?

Evil, I know not of which you speak.

That's silly, Lisa. Humans can't produce milk.

not until they hold a newborn at least…

Adrianne Curry Vs. Perez Hilton

Where the fuck do I start? Firstly, Perez drags some comment I left in my blog that was MEANT to be funny into a STORY. Run outta those GREAT sources and stories Perez? I said I was tempted to dump my drink on his head…I thought it was pretty funny. Wow, this guy can dish shit, but he sure can't take it! Poor Perez then felt the need to report MORE false news on me (all he ever does) to feel better about himself. The greasy haired pig ended up sitting in front of me last night at the Fox Reality Really Awards. Of course we are all gonna poke fun about the evil man that does nothing but try to bring people down! All he does is talk shit about me, he is so vile. Did he expect me to say something nice about him? Here is a guy who calls people "reality whores" yet has his OWN reality show (he is SO uninteresting, that it has to be about OTHER PEOPLE!!!). He claims he has REAL news, but ends up doing nothing but writing LIES. I'm banned from the Playboy Mansion? News to me, you shit talking pig! I am unemployed? You will be eatin your fucking words in a few months. You might consider getting better sources…like people who actually know SOMETHING. But you can't, because no one likes your negative ass. He says I am a failed model. That would be true if I came into this industry to model. Everything I have ever done is to make money to better my life, invest, and help my family. Mission accomplished, so how have I failed? I do it for the money honey, get your shit straight. I want to be more than just some thoughtless beauty with a dead eye. People know I am more than just some "model". I have a personality…which YOU don't seem to like. That just makes it all the better! Don't like it? GET OVER IT!

Did I mention dear sweet Perez had a BLACK EYE last night? Wonder who gave him a little kiss? All this guy does is talk shit about me, and everyone else. GET A LIFE! He hates anyone who isn't as miserable inside as he is. This guy has the balls to say I am classless? RIIIIGHT. This is coming from a guy who got famous for DRAWING DICKS AND CUM ON THE FACES OF CELEBRITIES! Class fucking act, Perez, Class act! I'm sure the white house wants you over for dinner. When this douchebag sat in front of me last night, all I could feel was his negative energy. Who made fun of you growing up, Perez? Did they hurt you so bad that you now have to hurt others to make yourself feel better?

He went onstage and present an award. While he did so, he talked shit about every person up for one by calling them losers. WHAT ARE YOU, MY DEAR? Do you consider yourself a winner? I don't know many who do. Why don't you raise money for cancer, or help sick children? Oh yeah, I forgot your only interested in hurting people. Your heart is BLACK. It's called KARMA baby, and you will get it in SPADES. Could this guy one day become a cool person? I hope so, he is obviously really hurting inside and has yet to deal with his child hood issues.

So again, Perez, your sources are bullshit and nothing but liars. You are nothing but a ball of negativity. Do something better with your life….like try to GET ONE!

And as for my "shitty online radio show", it's called NOWLIVE.COM and it's amazing. It's a first in social broadcasting. Learn about it. And guess what? I OWN part of it…yep, so put that in your pipe and smoke it, asshole. I guess my only job is working for a company that I own part of, how terrible! My show is on every Thursday night at 6pm Pacific, 8pm Central, and 9pm Eastern. This week I will have Kosmo, winner of VH1's the Pickup Artist as my special guest. So come on over to me and my business partners amazing social broadcasting network!

You know what's sad about that blog, though? Perez will take it as a compliment, and feel he won because he got under her skin.

Kitch: first he will be boring and make comments so banal they actually suck the cleverness from those around him. Oh, and draw white spots around her nose and mouth. Reading his site, it seems as if people who have an IQ of 85 are very happy, and blissfully unaware of how stupid they are.

He did post it, and then called Adrienne desperate. She's doing sex to Peter Brady, who is foine, so I think she's the winner either way.

that's exactly what he did. he said something like "she must love all the attention i'm giving her". he's one of those morons that says "you're just jealous" every time somebody has something to say to him.

He's just jealous.

Did anyone come to the conclusion yet that the reason the Commies sucked is because our comments suck?

I'm jealous I didn't get to punch him.

our comments are GOLD. he just picks the crappy ones to make us look bad. ;)

If ilnazhad doesn't get a Commie for that comment, I will have absolute proof that Bunnie has NO sense of humor.

No way, Il. I was pretty sure that we had ascended to the position of, noted posters.

Ya'lls R just JELOUS PEREZ IS THE FARKING SHIT U wanna be PEREZ n look like the GREEN GIANT HAMBURGLAR $HIT BRITBRIT n tom-ba biyattchhhhs

Whew. Sorry it's the midge again

There aren't even any scoops here. What the hell do you people do here?

aaaaand more fine literature from Perez's commenters (I might need to make this a weekly thing):

HEY PEREZ, DONT GIVE HER ANY MORE ATTENTION, DONT YOU KNOW YOU ARE MAKING HER FAMOUS?????? SHE HAS ABSOLUTELY NO CLASS (AT LEAST WE KNOW YOU ARE CLOWN) AND SHE’S MARRIED TO THAT LOOSER FROM THE BRADY BUNCH. JA! SO SAD SHE GOES TO DR. PHIL FOR HELP!!!! DR. PHIL!!!!!! UNEMPLOYED AND FUGLY. ABSOLUTELY NO TALENT AND SHE HAS THE PERSONALITY OF A DEAD RAT. TALK ABOUT KARMA, I WONDER WHAT SHE DID, HER LIFE SUCKS SOOO BABD. I’D RATHER BE PEREZ, THAN HER. AT LEAST PEREZ HAS A FOLLOWING….

We compete to see who can post first.

And let's face it, I WIN, BITCHES.

I have two scoops - IN MY RAISIN BRAN!

why can't cord be a real reporter like perez. *shudder* i can't even make fun of that comment without getting ill.

What, pray tell, is a Looser? One who makes people loose?

if it is somebody who makes people loose i'd say it's tommy lee for sure. ;)

Hmm, that sounds like a tourist we've had here before.

I think Luigi was a Looser. Mario would fit and tighten the pipes and Luigi would loosen. And jump really high.

My fave parts are Ja! and personality of a dead rat…so um hairy, grey, and stinky? I don't get it.

And squash the mushrooms….wtf were those called

I also like "babd."

Bwahahaha, deimos, I think you're right.

At least that clown Perez has a following!

goombas, BeAd, goombas

a following of idiots is nothing to be proud of. true story.

My bad, I thought you were talking about shrooms.

http://www.revolutionnounours......oombas.jpg

Even Johnny Fairplay has a following.

True story.

BeAd: I think the personality of a dead rat is, um, dead? Non-existant, perhaps? That is giving entirely too much credit.

The Gutte has a following. True story. LOOK IT UP!

I think even the old lady the Gutte tied up has a following.

I'd follow, The GUTTE, anywhere.

night ladies/gents- another lovely day at Mollygood as always :-)

I will think of you all while salivating over ANTM tonight. FIERCE! BALE! LOOK IT UP!

I will follow Gutte
Follow Gutte wherever he may go
There isn't an ocean too deep
A mountain so high it can keep
Keep me from Gutte's love…

Nothin' you can say, can tear me away from my Gutte (my Gutte).

He may not be a movie star (anymore), but when it comes to being happy–we are.

There's not a man today who can take me away from my Gutte.

See? Anything they used for Sister Act and God can also go for Gutte.

That's no concidence.

we waste too much time talking about perez and "the hills" and not enough about hannah montana. adequite, i'll be watching "model" too…hell, it starts only in 45 mins…time to get ready! work it!…you're looking a little porn star!…you're looking a little commerical!…now that's a cover girl!…you're looking fierce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i wish cord would start a thread about "top model" cliches for us fans. i could go to town on that fucker…

I hold in my hand…two faux-toes.

That's what it always sounds like to me.

i love how tyra always looks sad during elimination (she's a good faker). i'm sure she's really just counting her cash in her head…did anyone see her interview obama on her talk show? i gotta find it on youtube or something…that musta been one of the all-time great train wrecks!

ok…time to go watch ANTM!!! love ya hags!!!

I decided to invent a drinking game to ANTM. take a shot everytime tyra speaks about herself or says Fierce. The interview was horrible with Obama! Hello, Tyra. HE'S RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT! Don't play crazy with him and crystal balls. Wack job!

When was Obama on her talk show? Somehow, I had the nerve to miss it.

WTF was up with her speaking in that farking French accent during panel tonight? Bitch done lost her mind, for realsies.

Hey I'm all about the antm drinking game. I'm in!

You didn't see it, but now you do. WTF, is she a magician now? Abracadabra. Miss. J is not working the hair.

I'm all about more ANTM and less butt burgler. Who else is watching the Gordon Ramsay's show. Love it.

Me too, more drinking games.

Mollygood, where farkers go to get wasted.

Cooters watching! I love him..he's such and ass.

juju: i'm watching it. I love Gordon Ramsey! This guy Mike needs to be shot. Taking the servers tips and chatting with customers who are trying to eat? PUH-LEEZ!

Damn it..even the healthy food is making me want to knaw (sp) my arm off!

I'm not wasted, alas, nor am I watching TV. I just made shepherd's pie for the jhorts-wearer. It was nauseatingly domestic. ;)

What a moron. OMG, cry much. Cooter, punch him in the head.

Mike is such a fucking finger-pointer. IT IS YOUR FAULT, MIKE!

Football players!!!!!!!

Well..la ti fucking da! He..he

If Mike gets fired you know he'll off himself. He's totally a 30 something year old man still living with his mother.

"Moommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm where's the meatloaf!!???"

Here it is, the surprise twist.

Who's got their drink ready? Ready, set…..

Freakin Fire him!!!

Is he crying again? FIRE HIM, FIRE HIM!

I've got my jack and coke juju

NOOOOOOOOOO WAY. He's still working there. I'm drinking anyways becuase he's crying again.

Mike is the epitome of embarrassment.

I'll drink to anything!

My sexual fantasies of Gordon Ramsey just went out the window when I saw his pasty white legs in short running shorts.

I did not need to see Gordan Ramsay in shorts. No offence, guy, you have the legs of a lovely showgirl.

I'm drinking to shy billy and going to bed!

Yeah, I said that. What?

hahha, jink, buy me some coke.

That's a, jinx

Oh mae, there is always the lights off fantasy!

Not if the dude shave. I think he shave. There are only one pair of soft hairless legs in my bed. Unless it's winter and I'm shaving less. You know you do that too.

True. As long as he belittles me and makes me say "Yes, Chef!"

Off topic: A DJ on Channel 95.5 here in Detroit started a Britney death watch game and the winner gets 1,000 and now everyone is outraged.

i'd be out raged too, a $1,000 dollars?!?! shes abrely worth 10

Mae, may I guess? It has to be Mojo. It sounds like something that asshat would do.

Jon Stewart is the SEX!

Yes he is. I love it when he talks the poloticks.

Looking at how I spelled, poloticks, makes me think of postickers which makes me hungry.

yeah, can we get back on the Stewart very sexy subject.

What shows Jon Stewart is AMAZING is that it would be as awesome having him as a husband as it would having him as a father.