1) Was that little boys bodied covered with a person's ashes or cocaine? I'm confused?

2) How the feck long do you have to not shave your pits for your hair to grow that long? *barf*

3)Holy pregnancy pear shape, Batman! My money is after JLO goes into the hospital for "fatigue, dehydration and exhaustion" and one of her handlers are following her with a child, she'll confirm…. possibly.

4) I still don't get it. Asides in the Ocean's movies, I never found him attractive.

5) He was probably tripping balls when he bought that luggage. Perhaps the frogs on his head made him purchase it. I still love his crazy ass.

6) I could not careless about Jessica Simpson. Her outfit though = cute. accessories included.

7) BRITNEY DEATH WATCH 2007/2008 PUSHES FORWARD AS PLANNED!

8) Amy Sedaris is so much funnier than Sarah Silverman.

That's all I got.

1. What the hell was going on there? A cookie making mishap?

2.I have only seen a few clips of her on Big Brother. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that hairy pits are the least of her racist problems.

3. Girlfriend is Rican and I can tell her from experience, that whole back area is going to blow the hell up. People will think she's carrying the babies in there.

4. The only thing worse than finger guns is, finger eye. Pow, pow, Brad.

5. I would throw down with him on that luggage.

6. I still have faith in you, Britney. Don't let anybody tell you different. That shit is denial, d-e-n-i-a-l-l. I know there's only one, L, but I needed an extra to make the song work.

8. I love Amy too. Strangers with candy was hilarious. My husband hated it though.

I haven't watched Big Brother since season 2. I have no idea who she is. And I do finger guns… Often when I'm out with my girlfriends and d-bags are hitting on us and my girlfriends continue flirting with them for free drinks. Sorry. :(

Jessica Simpson's legs look all bruised and trashy to me…maybe I'm just seeing things, but damn…yuck!

jujubees- your husband doesn't like Strangers with Candy and your still together??! madness

*you're
gawd, ilnaz.

wow mae. just wow! you don't find my secret lover/future husband brad pitt attractive? the hottest man to ever walk the earth is not hot to you? i thought we was gonna be friends but now i just don't know…

Y-E-S Kid Nation! That show is amazing. Last week's episode they were doing drop shots of soda in the saloon until 3 am.

I don't know, Il. We've bonded over our mutal love of Monty Python and Red Dwarf. But then he'll tell me he hates, AB Fab and Keeping Up Apperances. I don't get it.

How can someone hate AB Fab? That's just not right! James, I'm a sucker for foreign born stud muffins, that's all. Jason Statham, Sean Connery, Craig Ferguson (YEAH, I know! I even took this one as far as dating a 39 year old Scotsman) Jude Law, Adrien Brody, Joaquin Phoenix, Ewan McGregor…. Brad Pitt is good looking, but I require more than a charming personality and dashing good looks for me to think someone is attractive. I like them kind of crazy and/or I need an accent too, baby!

Re: the Big Brother moron:
That hair is evidently fake, donned for some weird commercial reasons… The point of the story was how disproportionally tragic it felt for her to be out in the public with it, I guess.