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About an hour ago, Anna Nicole's Smith's mother's lawyer, "Texas" O'Quinn, collapsed in the courtroom:

John "Texas" O'Quinn, collapsed in court just moments ago, apparently suffering from diabetic shock, and causing a gigantic commotion in court.

It was unclear what the status of his health was, but a witness provided a Luna bar for relief, as the judge clamored for orange juice.

After giving him his Luna bar and orange juice, Virgie and other members of the court told Texas to go in there and play his hardest in the second half, and that, as long as he was having fun, it didn't matter if he lost.

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Feb 22, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 5 Responses
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    No. 1 dq365247 says:

    "After giving him his Luna bar and orange juice, Virgie and other members of the court told Texas to go in there and play his hardest in the second half, and that, as long as he was having fun, it didn't matter if he lost."

    HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!! I like you more each day!

    Posted: Feb 22, 2007 at 3:13 pm
    No. 2 Kitchy says:

    The doctor told her… children aren't possible.

    DON'T TALK ABOUT ME LIKE I'M NOT HERE!!

    Sorry. Orange juice and diabetic collapses always make me start quoting Steel Magnolias.

    Carry on.

    Posted: Feb 22, 2007 at 4:06 pm
    No. 3 Gge@fke.com says:

    Did Anna's mom do enough the damage with her first daughter. Let's not give her another one to mess up.

    Posted: Feb 22, 2007 at 4:29 pm
    No. 4 Thread rater says:

    FIVE.

    …carry on.

    Posted: Feb 22, 2007 at 4:38 pm
    No. 5 angela says:

    Anna's mom doesn't really have to worry about saving face. She has a surplus and all.

    Posted: Feb 22, 2007 at 4:40 pm
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