About an hour ago, Anna Nicole's Smith's mother's lawyer, "Texas" O'Quinn, collapsed in the courtroom:
John "Texas" O'Quinn, collapsed in court just moments ago, apparently suffering from diabetic shock, and causing a gigantic commotion in court.
It was unclear what the status of his health was, but a witness provided a Luna bar for relief, as the judge clamored for orange juice.
After giving him his Luna bar and orange juice, Virgie and other members of the court told Texas to go in there and play his hardest in the second half, and that, as long as he was having fun, it didn't matter if he lost.
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"After giving him his Luna bar and orange juice, Virgie and other members of the court told Texas to go in there and play his hardest in the second half, and that, as long as he was having fun, it didn't matter if he lost."
HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!! I like you more each day!
The doctor told her… children aren't possible.
DON'T TALK ABOUT ME LIKE I'M NOT HERE!!
Sorry. Orange juice and diabetic collapses always make me start quoting Steel Magnolias.
Carry on.
Did Anna's mom do enough the damage with her first daughter. Let's not give her another one to mess up.
FIVE.
…carry on.
Anna's mom doesn't really have to worry about saving face. She has a surplus and all.