Are these girls somebody "important" ? I use the term "important" loosely. If not, who the hell actually takes the time to dress like this on a regular basis? Those boots AND heels are ugly. But the leather jacket and blue belt is not completely hopeless. I could work with those pieces.

Wait wtf?! The girl in the 2nd photo with the purple trench and black & argyle tights? Give me a break. Where the hell are these people at so I know never to go loiter there.

I like the boots but the girl in blue looks like she's going to do a medieval times theme party or Ren. fest.

Is it bad that I want two of everything they're wearing? Even the argyle.

Yes.

Wait, so you mean this isn't an add for Forever 21?!

I thought it was a from one of my old Seventeen magazines circa 1987.

Are these stills from a Gossip Girl shoot? Blondie looks like whatever-the-hell-her-name is, but I don't actually watch the show. Only fake TV people actually carry purses that are completely empty (the canvas/ leather travesty resting under the legs of Blue-ie). I hope. That leather jacket I could definitely work with; everything else looks like poorly styled Bluefly clearance items with a dash of 1950s mad scientist.

They look a lot like the girls I jumped yesterday…

wait, if these broads are actresses on some show, then that means that this isn't an add for Forever 21?

What's with the whore and her gloves?

And ALL the untouched food?

Did they nibble at it or something, or just parading their anorexia?

The girl in blue looks like a Holly Hobbie hooker.

And just a two-diamond hooker at that…

Her friend Nancy Drew hooker isn't looking too good either.