Well, assuming you can call those "tits."

I really don't know what else to say except, "bitch what?!".

Whatever, that was Lydia 1.0. Different version, different standards.

Um, Lydia, did you mom never tell you about that time that she went all Stockholm Syndrome and joined the SLA and started robbing banks? You might want to do that before you open that stupid mouth of yours again.

Helen, it's obvious this bitch has never watched, much less heard of A&E. She thinks the SLA is from Symbia or something

Thanks, Helen. I was like, this bitch is Patty fucking Hearst's daughter, right? "sully a grand reputation." Guess it depends on your definition of "grand."

Hahahahaha blah!!!

"She thinks the SLA is from Symbia or something"

A hearty LOL to that

btw is that Tyson Beckford?

damn, those blue-bloods gots some smarts, huh?
this is what happens when daddy "buys" your education.

Mammoth, I think she means she's going to have to do better than bank robbing and John Waters movies. Granted, a public groping is a bad start. She needs to kick it up a notch if she wants to prove her meddle as a Hearst.

Wow, so to be an heiress you need to keep your mouth partially open at all times? Will she still say that when her sex tape surfaces? You know she's got one.

I am sooo pissed at my parents for not being super rich right now. That guy is HOT.

Queencrone, don't be pissed . . . if being super rich means that you have to end up like Paris or Lydia, you're better off being just good-old-normal-not-rich you. Besides, isn't Tyson Beckford the one who was arrested for beating up his wife or girlfriend or something? He has always kind of scared me . . . there's something sinister behind his eyes. Now Taye Diggs . . . that man is B-E-A-UTIFUL.

Ummm….if she is Patty's daughter, her name wouldn't necessarily be Hearst. Patty Hearst married a cop and I doubt his last name was also Hearst. Of course, she could be pulling a Melissa Rivers on us…

Methinks she is a niece.

Lydia Marie Hearst-Shaw (born 19 September 1984) is an American model and an heiress to the publishing fortune established by her maternal great-grandfather William Randolph Hearst.[1]

[edit] Biography
A daughter of kidnapping victim and publishing heiress Patricia Campbell Hearst and Bernard Shaw, she was born and raised in Wilton, Connecticut. Her father, who was her mother's bodyguard before the couple's marriage, is now the head of security for the Hearst Corporation.[1]

She briefly attended the Lawrenceville School.[1] Since graduating from Wilton High School she attended Sacred Heart University in Fairfield, Connecticut where she majored in communications and technology before being discovered by fashion photographer Stephen Meisel. Her first modeling assignment was for the cover of the Italian edition of Vogue.[1]

She prefers to use the surname Hearst, rather than Hearst-Shaw, which is on her birth certifi

She's a model? She looks like she should model in barely legal.

Aww, way to sully my image of her parents' cousin marriage with the real history! She looks like she might have jaundice here.