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A Christian publishing company has halted plans to distribute a parenting book authored by confessed bad mother Lynne Spears.

The deal was put on hold last week. Yesterday it was revealed that Lynne's 16-year-old daughter, Jamie Lynn, is pregnant.

According to People magazine, "The publisher declined to comment on whether the focus of the book would change in light of the pregnancy announcement." Just between you and us, we think it might.

Dec 19, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 23 Responses
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  • Comments (23)

    No. 1 curmudgeon says:

    She should have been sterilized.

    Posted: Dec 19, 2007 at 10:12 am
    No. 2 blah says:

    This woman has issues anyways. Seriously, do you need to name BOTH your kids after you? Who do you think you are lady? You're no George Foreman. Step off.

    She had some serious balls to attempt to write a book on parenting. In the days of Britney terrorizing gas stations, ignoring her kids, and random petty theft, do we really need a book that will teach us how to produce more attention starved, media-addicted, child abandoning hillbillies?

    Posted: Dec 19, 2007 at 10:15 am
    No. 3 Kitchy says:

    Even without Jamie's announcement, why would anyone let Lynn write a parenting advice book??

    Posted: Dec 19, 2007 at 10:53 am
    No. 4 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    But don't all the "cool" moms, whose main aspiration in life is to be called a MILF, give their blessings and assistance to their 16 year-old daughter and her "longtime" 19 year-old boyfriend when they go apartment hunting to move in together?
    The only difference "Leaving Louisiana" made to this clan is that they are rich hillbillies instead of poor ones. That means, they can get the ultimate white trash dream car, a super fast, tire-sqealin', 2 seater Mercedes, instead of the poor man's choice, a '67 Camaro in the process of being refurbished. And they can rent hotel rooms every night, instead of a single wide down at Jimbo's Trailer Park. Get a fucking clue! Wait… that seems to be the only clues they get.

    Posted: Dec 19, 2007 at 11:11 am
    No. 5 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    OK… Whose turn is it on the soapbox now?

    Posted: Dec 19, 2007 at 11:11 am
    No. 6 KofT says:

    The whole family is a bad joke.

    Posted: Dec 19, 2007 at 11:17 am
    No. 7 Kitchy says:

    Is there a brother? Or is it just Britney and Jamie Lynn?

    Posted: Dec 19, 2007 at 11:19 am
    No. 8 admittedlyaddicted says:

    Dammit, now my kid is just going to end up normal. Where is THAT going to get us?

    Yes, Bryan. He's like a manager of their interests or something.

    Posted: Dec 19, 2007 at 11:23 am
    No. 9 Kitchy says:

    I thought Britney was the oldest. They have like a 21-year-old managing their interests? No wonder they're so fucked up.

    Posted: Dec 19, 2007 at 11:28 am
    No. 10 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    He's the man of the family. They have to have a man tell them what to do… even if he is an irresponsible 21 year-old.

    Posted: Dec 19, 2007 at 11:33 am
    No. 11 admittedlyaddicted says:

    I don't know why you're surprised…what else in this family is normal? A 21 yo making the decisions seems par - he might make better decisions than Lynn…

    Posted: Dec 19, 2007 at 11:41 am
    No. 12 pp says:

    he is 30 not 21

    Posted: Dec 19, 2007 at 12:12 pm
    No. 13 Kitchy says:

    So what you're saying is that Britney's not the oldest after all.

    Posted: Dec 19, 2007 at 1:20 pm
    No. 14 jujubees says:

    Taking your daughter for a mani/pedi doesn't seem so terrible afterall, now does it? Better soft cuticle than impregnated by an adult boyfriend.

    Your a pretty shitty parent if you make Dina Lohan look like a semi decent parent.

    Posted: Dec 19, 2007 at 1:30 pm
    No. 15 Bodhi says:

    At least Dina taught her kids about birth control…

    Posted: Dec 19, 2007 at 2:04 pm
    No. 16 admittedlyaddicted says:

    My son with think "birth control" is if and when mom finds out you're having underage sex, she cuts your balls off. That's the plan anyway.

    Posted: Dec 19, 2007 at 2:50 pm
    No. 17 Rachel says:

    I am just waiting to see what a shitty mom she turns out to be. Pixy stix for lunch. Dope for dinner. Yum just the family I would want to be born into.

    Posted: Dec 19, 2007 at 2:55 pm
    No. 18 pp says:

    Yes Kitchy BRYAN is the oldest. Britney is the middle child who is SUPPOSED to be the most well adjusted! BWAH HA HA!

    Posted: Dec 20, 2007 at 8:35 am
    No. 19 michael garcia says:

    I just wish I was the lucky guy!K-Fed Junior!!

    Posted: Dec 20, 2007 at 11:08 am
    No. 20 jOANNE says:

    This is what happens when you see dollar signs with your kids… Lynne is responsible because she pushed her kids into this celebrity world, and is now paying the price for it.

    Posted: Dec 20, 2007 at 3:18 pm
    No. 21 sara says:

    It shudderes me to think that other countries are watching this and are probably thinking "oh god those redneck americans". The media out of decency for the Spears family and for all of mankind needs to leave them alone. In my only humble opinion, they are no longer worth watching. They are a vile family and don't deserve our attention anymore.

    Posted: Dec 23, 2007 at 2:08 pm
    No. 22 evil twin says:

    Do I look at Katie Price and think that's how all Brits act? That's kind of a ridiculous statement, sara.

    Posted: Dec 23, 2007 at 2:48 pm
    No. 23 playla says:

    Yeah, I'm more concerned about what our president's actions are saying about our country…

    Posted: Dec 23, 2007 at 3:28 pm
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