Rock and Roll All Night; Party Every Day
Reportedly displeased with girlfriend Drew Barrymore's excessive drinking, Justin "Mac" Long dumped her and went looking for greener, more sober pastures; so it makes little sense that he's stopped to graze on noted alcohol enthusiast Kirsten Dunst.
Long and Dunst were recently spotted together at LA's Sunset Junction music festival, "making out hardcore" in the margarita line.
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"Making Out Hardcore in the Margarita Line" sounds like a catchy new tune from Jimmie's Chicken Shack.
If he really traded, I could invent a whole backstory without even trying. Drew was so frou frou and expecting everythign to be rosy, she was always telling him to be positive, and sometimes he just needed to mope, because life is hard for the emo on the go. Meanwhiles Kirsten starts a conversation with him at a party and then cuts him off mid-sentence and tells him she has to go cut herself now and she'll be back later, so he goes to find her and she says here hold this cigarette while I smoke this joint. He looks at her like, seriously? And she says, fuck off or hold this damn cigarette.
He never had a chance.
i would expect somebody known as "the mac guy" to date kiki dunst.
Sounds like a smart guy. Drunk girls are easy, right?
*dodges thrown objects*
drunk girls are easy
margaritas aren't the main score though, he'll be fiendin for more and move up to the shots of gin line. even EASIER.
i met justin long a couple weeks ago. he's from my town (the same place in CT where john mayer grew up). he seems quiet, and he's just a cute little skinny thing in person. still, i think he could do better than kiki….
Kiki is washed up. Mac Guy can suck my face.
Wow, he really is desperate, isn't he? He doesn't seem to stand being alone for a minute.