Like a Virgin

Did you know Madonna can play the guitar? We didn’t either, and we’re still not sure she can. Watch this clip to see what we mean. Bonus: If you wait until 1′50″ in, you’ll bear witness to what appears to be proof that Madge doesn’t sing every part of every song herself. Then again, who cares—she’s Madonna and she’s 50.

May 2, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 18 Responses
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Tagged: Madonna, Music
Comments (18)

No. 1 J-Ho says:

She looks incredibly awkward strumming any of the three chords she’s familiar with. Give it up.

Posted: May 2, 2008 at 9:15 am
No. 2 admittedlyaddicted says:

wow. that was…interesting.

Posted: May 2, 2008 at 9:23 am
No. 3 Ann R. Key says:

fack

Posted: May 2, 2008 at 9:23 am
No. 4 sadiehawkins says:

Oh.
My.
God.
I would rather listen to my cat meowing in the middle of the night.
I had to turn it off after one minute. I couldn’t even get to the 1:50.
I’d just like to know who keeps this woman in business?
I mean, I know a lot of people and NOBODY I know has ever purchased a Madonna CD.
The only reason she’s famous is because she flaunted her lack of inhibitions. That’s it. She has no talent other than that.
Can’t someone tell her that it’s time for early retirement?

Posted: May 2, 2008 at 9:58 am
No. 5 jbonz says:

I couldn’t agree with you more:
“Who cares?”

Posted: May 2, 2008 at 10:24 am
No. 6 Kitchy says:

I’m not sure we can call any of what she does “singing,” much less believing she ever “sang” every part of every song. That is one horrendously bad and awkward performance.

Posted: May 2, 2008 at 11:20 am
No. 7 BC says:

Yep…changing her ‘image’ now. She’s a bad a$$ rocker now…(in her own mind)…with all the plastic surgery she’s had, she is creepy to look at.

Posted: May 2, 2008 at 12:24 pm
No. 8 Lisa (#1) says:

I’m 50! 50 Years old. I like to kick. Streeeetch. And KICK. I’m 50! 50 years old!

Funny how much Sally O’Mally and Madonna have in common.

Posted: May 2, 2008 at 12:48 pm
No. 9 Ruby Jackson says:

Wow. That was awful. A true show of EGO, not talent. You would think her ego would prevent her from making a fool of herself. It’s pretty bad guitar playing when you have to look at your fingers.

Posted: May 2, 2008 at 1:00 pm
No. 10 Nicolyn says:

Words can’t even express how horrid that was. I only made it through 47 seconds and I wanted to stab a pencil directly into my ear drum. Thanks Madonna…

Posted: May 2, 2008 at 1:51 pm
No. 11 katie says:

I’m a singer and would be covered in tomatoes if I ever got up and sang out of tune like that. BTW, Ruby said it best…what’s with that looking at the fingers while playing guitar and that annoying guitar noise she was making…how could you do that to your audience. Ick!

Posted: May 2, 2008 at 2:29 pm
No. 12 blah says:

I remember a few years ago she was on Letterman and she told him she just started taking guitar lessons. You would think she’d be a lot better after all this time.

Posted: May 2, 2008 at 3:25 pm
No. 13 Kow says:

So, what’s new? Madonna has always sounded like this to me.

Posted: May 3, 2008 at 3:19 am
No. 14 Mark Y says:

She’s been a singer in this business for 20 years and she still can’t sing. She’s just standing there but her voice sounds thin, thin, thin.

Posted: May 3, 2008 at 7:36 pm
No. 15 e says:

doesnt every one have backup singers??

Posted: May 3, 2008 at 10:43 pm
No. 16 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

Matthew Bellamy is writhing with jealousy right now.

Posted: May 4, 2008 at 12:41 am
No. 17 Captain Obvious says:

and this surprises whom?? pop music has ALWAYS been about fake performances, especially when the “artist” really can’t sing without computerized assistance

Posted: May 6, 2008 at 12:59 pm
No. 18 Captain Obvious says:

she’s always been ugly and annoying and she ain’ getting any better with old age

Posted: May 6, 2008 at 1:11 pm
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