"Note to self: cry out in ecstasy next time Guy goes for the coup de grace - need loan for movie project."

fuck you madonna! why did you have to come out with a new album? now i have to see your vag in every magazine and on every website for the next couple of weeks. let's not forget the interviews because i love to hear you talk about how great you are and how hard it is to be madonna. FUCK.OFF.PLEASE.

Don't hold back deimos. Tell us how you really feel.

:)

sorry, madonna just fills me with rage.

OK I sleep with my blackberry right on my nightstand because a) it's charging b) my hubby works nights and c) I get a lot of drunken texts from old lovers who still haven't gotten over me and it is totally an ego boost. So, yea baisically I'm Madonna. ;)

Seriously, I think she does have some kind of aversion to pants, or skirts or anything. In almost all of the photos she's been in recently she's always in freaking underwear, flashing the FUPA.

If I kept my blackberry under my pillow where would I keep "good vibrations".

No. 4 deimos says:
sorry, madonna just fills me with rage.

You hide it well. Never would have guessed.

My curiosity is piqued at maria's reason "c" for keeping her blackberry close by.

Either you are a pisces, or you have superb techiniques or both. Good for you, you heartbreaker, maria!!

I'm an aquarius; I'm faithful for life & a wayward egotism. I think madonna is a Leo-showy, dramatic and sometimes vain.

My child is a LEO, YAY! I sleep with a My Little Pony under my pillow.

I'm a Virgo, which I think means practical, logical, and well-organized. Tell that to the half-eaten samosa sitting on a pile of scribbled notes and unopened mail.

Sagittarians value frankness and honesty and sometimes their comments can be blunt. Yep, that me.

what's a samosa?

Oh maria, they're a world of deliciousness. They're an Indian food with spiced chicken (or beef or veggie, but this particular half-eaten one is chicken) peas and carrots, in a pastry shell that's baked or fried. Fried ones are better. Mmmmm. They're shaped like 3-D triangles.

Why does she insist on pretending she's not a boring old Midwestern girl? "Loads of people," spoken, I'm sure, in her fakey clipped British accent. Go pluck your daughter's eyebrows, lady, and leave me in peace.

True story time.

I was getting ready to watch A League of Their Own the other night. My daughter walked in during the opening credits. "Mom, who's Madonna?"

I have done something right raising that child!

Oh I've had those janice they're realllly good! I Think they're spicy and curry flavored? Mos def not healthy. I just thought of a great party idea, Samosas and Mimosa's, whaddayathink?

Sounds like a great party! I promise, if you invite me, I'll eat the whole samosa! I won't leave any lying around anywhere. Promise.

seriously lale! is it wrong that i want to attack lourdes face with a pair of tweezers.

she likes a burgeoning frida kahlo. get thee to a waxery.

(i sleep with my iphone, but that's because i'm having sex with it.)

samosas are effing delish.

full stop.