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Next month, Chris Ciccone, the charming gent at left and the younger sibling of former American Madonna, will be releasing a "graphic and devastating" tell-all about his astronomically more accomplished sister. What a dick! But rumors say Madge started it by ditching the gay Ciccone for Guy Ritchie, who, according to Rupert Everett, is "uncomfortable around queens." (Apparently not the "Queen of Pop" kind of queens.)

About what Christopher's book could reveal, one worried Madonna confidante said: "He was there through the crazy years and has many stories to tell, I'm sure. He's seen it all. Oh, my."

If we find out Madonna engaged in premarital sex and recreational drug use, she's dead to us.

Jun 12, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 7 Responses
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  • Comments (7)

    No. 1 blah says:

    What in the world is going to be "graphic and devastating" when it comes to Madonna? She's pretty much made her earlier life all about being graphic and devastating.

    Posted: Jun 12, 2008 at 8:41 am
    No. 2 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    Prince Charming is such an authority on these things. As if! He is such a wimp.

    Posted: Jun 12, 2008 at 9:58 am
    No. 3 Maggie..UK says:

    Christopher is a junkie scumbag who is selling out his sister for drug money

    Posted: Jun 12, 2008 at 11:29 am
    No. 4 Luz says:

    What, are you saying there's something wrong with Detroit? And she's from Rochester, which is an upper-class suburb.

    Posted: Jun 12, 2008 at 1:16 pm
    No. 5 Stunner says:

    Yeah, she's not from Detroit - not that there's anything wrong with that. I lived in Detroit until I was 13. Just like Kid Rock isn't from Detroit either. He grew up in Romeo, about 30 miles away from Detroit.

    Posted: Jun 12, 2008 at 3:42 pm
    No. 6 ilnazhad says:

    Yeah!!! What does she mean *LIKE* a virgin, huh???!!!

    Posted: Jun 12, 2008 at 4:14 pm
    No. 7 helier says:

    I'm reading his book now and I say good on him…. if what he says is true then it sounds like he needed to do this book….. she treated him with so much disrespect as not only a brother but a human being…… I'm amazed he put up with her self centered ways and demands for so long…….. the world doesn't revolve around Madonna. She needs a reality check and to stop taking herself to seriously. She's become to distant with her fans and the world it seems like! I've been a fan for 23 years and seeing her "Sticky and Sweet" tour this time I was really disappointed with her performance. Way to self indulgent and one does expect a little promotion of a new album but 9 songs from one record is pushing it! She should do what ever it takes to get Christopher on board and make him artistic director for the next tour cause I don't think I can put myself through a mediocre performance again? She used to push buttons and take the viewer on a journey but now she seems to have lost her way. I for one am gutted as a fan and feel let down. If Guy Ritchie really is a homophob then she should remember who 90% of her fans are. We stood by her through the difficult times but now I'm not sure people will?

    Come back Madonna………… stop messing about!!!!

    Posted: Oct 28, 2008 at 5:24 pm
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