Still following Madonna brother Chris Ciccone’s lengthy press tour? Well, we are, so suffer with us, will you?
After hitting up Good Morning America and Chelsea Lately to promote a tell-all about his singer sister, Ciccone now sits down — or, rather, has sat down — with the barely-there Page Six Magazine.
If you’re like us, you want to go straight to the end, so here it is, as told by a press release:
[Ciccone] knows the book won’t bring them closer together, and she’ll probably be furious. Christopher, however, is optimistic. 'Look, I don’t think the book is going to make us closer at this point,' he says. 'But when she reads it and finds out what I was going through and who I am as a person… well, I just don’t think anything bad can come of that.'
“When she reads it?” Oh, you dear, dear boy…
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The only thing Madonna is going to find out from reading his book is how to successfully fuck over the person whose gravy train you have been riding for three decades.
I'll say this, they both seem like really touchy people, and I think that's what's gotten each of them into their own huge messes.
I mean a lot of bad luck is just bad luck. But with her and her "statements" and how he feels SO SO SLIGHTED that her friends don't like him and are snobs… it helps me put my own narcissism into perspective and think, hey, I'm not so bad.
Madonna has spent her adult life treating other people like shit. What goes around comes around BEYOTCH!
I'm just glad to see that someone in the world has found a profitable and vindictive venue for exercising the skeletons in their family's closet. Especially against the one who has strived to be the dominating, "adjusting" and silencing force. Madonna is a liar and and has invented her own version of the truth. More power to Chris for bringing a sane voice to the situation.
BBB — right on.
Little brothers. What are you gonna do with them?
You gotta love them.
They always rat you out at the worst possible times.
I cannot feel bad for Madonna. She made her bed. She became successful by soaking up what had been done to death by those who aren't bisexual white women, making it easier for "mainstream" America to swallow.
He's helping her out of the blinding fog, that damn big old ditch filled with reeking swampwater she dug herself and has fallen into.. if she'd just listen.
gumball. i nominate the imagery in that poem to replace the one about the plums in the icebox.