Small Victories
Behold Madonna’s new Vanity Fair cover, which is a step up from her last two shoots. Sure, she still makes us feel uncomfortable, but at least she’s not flashing her Britney.
Speaking of Brit, Madonna confessed to New York’s Z100-FM that she will never sing “Like A Virgin” again unless there is a large sum of money involved. We imagine this is because the song reminds her of that notorious VMA kiss with Miss Spears.
But that doesn’t mean she has given up on the trainwreck: “I usually work out to her record. I do a combination of pilates and dance aerobics.” That’s not too surprising, considering one look at Britney Spears is enough inspiration to work out for a lifetime.
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Does anyone really care what the vadge has to say anymore?
“MR T” if no one cares about what she has to say than why are you looking. U were obviously interested enough to look at this article and comment on it. Guess Madonna still keeps people interested. hahaha. ur such a loser MR T
Good Lord Carlos, was it necessary to tell him he’s a loser? It’s perfectly acceptable to state your opinion and back it up if need be, but to attack someone you don’t even know personally clearly shows a lack of respect as well as intelligence.
But I suppose I’m just a loser who stands up for people…
Although, in fairness, one look at Madonna is enough inspiration to eat a bag of Cheetos and watch a movie. Woman needs a little more squishiness on her.
“Loser is the new Winner.”
Sorry Carlos, you’re out. You can leave the runway.
why is it always guys named carlos that stick up for madonna?
Because she took on a latin lover in her day and fathered the human uni-brow.
OMG!!11!!! Vanity Fair totally took this image from Atlas the Greek god with the celestial world on his shoulders! AAAHHH Vanity Fair is playing into the whole Madonna is a god stereotype…shame on the whole magazine…shame on them.
wow. vanity fair has some nerve putting this bitch of all people on the cover of their “green” issue.
I think they meant green as in mold or mildew, not green as in earth conscious.
What, Mammoth, you mean it’s not environmentally conscious to buy a gigantic suite in a high density population area and convert it to your own private gym?
Madonna probably accomplished more before breakfast this morning than most people do in a month. If that’s what 49 looks like, sign me up! She’s the perfect choice for the “Green” issue. Global warming step back because she’s H O T ! ! ! P.S. Love the new single with J.T.!!!
Ok John Henry…hand it over, your vagina card, give ‘er here.
true story. put the v. card in the shredder.
Holy negativity !
I loved Evita. Madonna was immaculate.
Madonna doesn’t care what you say about her just as long as your talking about her. It spurns new sales so your just falling into her beautiflly planned trap. Green is the color of envy.