It's sad that there'd be any reason to mention Leonard Cohen's name in the same breath with Madonna and John Cougar.

John Mellencamp will cut you for that "Cougar" shit, Cord.

I'd never use "ageless" to describe Madonna. Especially next to that picture.

But hey, as much as I cannot stand the thing, she does deserve the honor.

And I love Leonard Cohen.

Yes, Madonna is starting to look like the love child of the Crypt Keeper and Nosferatu.

She's trying to show us her fierceness with her eyes. Or, she left her glasses at home. I wonder if she's going to keep it real in Detroit? I miss that Madonna. That Madonna desrves it. This old english lady needs to pull that pole out of her ass.

Yeah, the Madonna with the pot belly and lace fingerless gloves was way better than the overly-muscled cretin we see before us.

I don't think she can even see through her eyelashes.

I can smell the uppity from here. Can someone please open a window?

It's stuck, but I lit a match. Hopefully that'll help.

That Madonna would show up drunk to the MTV awards and roll around in her underwear. This Madonna is boring and kicks poor yogi's out in the cold.

Ageless? As in Dorian Gray ageless? The cracks are starting to show… you can't hold that shit together forever with paint and Spackle™ .
"Hallelujah" for Leonard Cohen.

That gloved and corseted Madonna would never have tried to pass herself off as an English rose, either.

And that Madonna would have beat the shit out of Courtney Love with Kurt Loder's microphone.

Damn I miss that Madonna.

I discovered black eyeliner because of her.

*sigh*

Me too. She was full of sass. I can respect that Madonna. She made Shaghai Surprised but I couldn't hate. And I may be alone but I kind of liked, Who's That Girl.

I LOVED Who's That Girl! Now, Cindy Lauper should have sued for trademark infringement, but maybe that's just me.

I still love Who's That Girl.

"What's his name?"
"Louden."
"What's his last name?"
"… Clear."

I meant, uh, Cyndi Lauper. Oops.

"I didn't say I gave her a ride. I said I had her in the cab once."

"Oh Buck. Is it possible for you to get any dumber?"
"I don't see how."

"Are you the anti-Christ? You can tell me, really…I won't be mad."

Sigh… I met John Mellencamp once, back when he was John Cougar. He played a free show in Ft. Wayne when I was a freshman in high school for the volunteers who sand-bagged the city. I remember some idiot threw a bottle at the stage and hit him in the head. Wow! Ii'm amazed I can still remember that far back.

He is the sexiest bad dancer ever.

juju, Madonna does not keep it real for Detroit. She didn't even have a date here on her last bullshit world tour. Not that I care, she could go suck it if it was up to me. I should have went to the Highschool she went to, if I hadn't moved.

Oh, I love how she's announced she's backing Hillary Clinton. *rolls eyes*

Ohhhhhhh noooo sheeee diii iiint. She can try and ignore she's from Detroit be we know. I'd say her shit stinks like anybody elses. I'm just not sure it does. Who knows what they put in that Kabbalah water.

Tom-ba makes your shit smell like scientologists. True story.

Mine smells like Forrest Whittaker.

I hope that Tom-ba never gets big in Paris because apparently its streets are covered in shit.

Mine smells like Juliette Lewis.

Oh that is foul.

Yeah, I can clear a room pretty good.

Juliette Lewis does look like she stinks.

Anybody remember that character Ginda Radner used to play? The rockstar with the hairy pits? I always think of her when I see Juliette.

Candy Slice?

I think so. Candy something. She did that song about Mick Jagger and had a small armpit afro.

let me look around these interwebs…i'll be back

http://www.fortunecity.com/lav....._Slice.jpg

that' her right?

Oh thank you so much, jujubees, for bringing the incomparable Gilda.

Yes, I remember that character. I cannot remember that character's name. I will probably wake up at 3 am next Tuesday and have the name.

That woman was a comic genius. I could have watched her forever.

the link won't come up for me. I'll try later.

Pffft. Madonna's still hot for a granny.

And what, she can't support someone who's running for president without retalition?

Yeah, she and I are both 49, and I just got a facelift too. It looks fantastic, but I don't look "ageless." Just pretty damn good for my age.

Now, about that hairdo…

Congratulations to the one and only Queen Of Pop Madonna on her induction into the Rock & Roll hall of fame

She looks like a raptor here.