Ah, hello. How are you, David Banda? I hope you’re not tiring yourself out with that plastic helicopter too much, because you’ve got a lot of dates to go on. What? You didn’t know? You’re the famous adopted son of the queen of pop music and a director people love. You’re already cute and, in a few more years, you’ll have developed a British accent that, for some reason, women find absolutely irresistible. Top it all off with the sad story about how you were torn from your African homeland and you’re melting doors into hearts around the world. I can’t believe you haven’t yet been hugged to death.
Better drink your Similac!
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Too cute.
I think Salad Fingers has kidnapped Cord. I can’t wait for the next installment…
He is absolutely adorable.
It’s a pocket fan. Not a toy helecopter. Fisher Price don’t do electric ;)
He’s a cutie. I can’t wait until he grows up and writes a tell all book about growing up with crazy ass Vadge.