Did You Hear The One About The Aging Pop Star?

Stars: They're just like us! Madonna was called in to serve jury duty Monday in LA, and she took it upon herself to entertain her fellow potential jurors.
She started off her act by complaining about how she was running on three hours of sleep because she hosted an Oscar party the night before. We're sure the sympathy was outpouring.
Then she said she hated the movie Enchanted. … We have no response to that.
And for the grand finale, Madonna stood in the unemployment line and joked, "I'm gonna tell them I'm an unemployed mom." Hilarious! Because there's nothing the citizens of LA love more than a washed up pop icon whining about her life and then making fun of the jobless.
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What kind of person hated Enchanted? That does it, Madonna, you are TEH SUCK!
Thank the lord I wasn't called in for my civic duty, Madonna would have suffered a beat down from a REAL unemployed mom and I am quite certain the whole incident would have ended badly. I am not really surprised that she hated Enchanted, her taste in movies is not really that great, no?
Don't worry Madge. I hate Enchanted too.
Well, Enchanted was no Swept Away…
fuck u, she is far from washed up. she can still push records better than anyone who came out when she did. she's like babs, whether u like their style of music or not, u cant deny that they own their game. haters need to stuff it. ur just mad u cant buy the house next to urs and make it into a strip club. and swept away was good.
You got me there, ruth. I AM mad that I can't buy the house next to mine. Also, I am very hungry. Weight watchers won't let me eat very much.
Swept Away was good, in comparison to something like, I know who killed me. And what's wrong with owning and operating a strip club in your home? You make it sound like it's a bad thing.
"Swept Away" was good? Cover blown, poster Ruth has to be Madge herself. She's the only one who would defend that mess.
Hey, isn't Ruth her Hebrew name??
Also Ruth/Madge - darling, you look like an old carcass lately. I don't care if you can put your left foot over your right ear while touching your ass with your elbow - flexibility is never a good trade-off for dried up and overly sinewy. Up side, if you were stranded with a bunch of folks on a snowy mountaintop no one would want to eat your old chicken ass. Peace and love …
trying to read comments from people that can't be bothered to write out the word "your" makes me want to put a spike through my head.
Hey, Ruth, were you alive when she "came out"?
Oh, and shut the fuck up.
I agree with Ruth-Chelsea-Madge. Love Madonna. Her movies are the best and her acting is incomparable. Her music is brilliant. Come on…Lucky star, borderline, ray of light. Also, who does self-promotion like her? She's thin and rich, what else matters?
Isn't it a bit odd that she's going to poke fun of the unemployed, yet she will adopt a child from a poor country? Why is it that if you are an impoverished nation that it's so tragic, but if you live in America and are poor, it's funny?
The bitch needs to realize where she came from. You're ass is from Detroit you pretentious ass.
Blah, it's worse. She was born in Bay City. Moving to the Detroit suburbs as a child was a major step up.
And ruth, you're about as insightful as Madge is funny. Take that any way you want.
Do you think it would be too much to ask Detroit to tell that, (what's a good word that wouldn't insult a decent hag?)…to suck on it. Detroit doesn't want you n eeeee ways.
Madonna didnt poke fun at anyone she was making a joke she is a kind hearted honest person , dont be ful of hate and jealousy ….its so bad for you just have a sense of humor guys …plus she don't care wat anyone thinks of her so …shes free in more ways than us