All the Wrong Renovations

Pop jock Madonna has purchased the house next to one of her houses in London for the sole purpose of converting it into a fitness center. Boasting 10 bedrooms, the £6 million ($12 million) home-cum-gym is the most healthful slap in the face London’s homeless have ever received.
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Guuuuhhhh…. excessive excesses excessing the excessed.
At least she’s TRYING to have some privacy. Gotta respect that in any celeb these days
Man, her career is pretty much over. She should stop trying to still the hands of time and just relax and eat a twinkie. Or a zinger.
Also, she is so muscley that her ankle looks weird.
What the hell is going on with her leg in the main picture? The leg on the left (her right leg) has some sort of bulge near her bottom.
I tried to open the thumbs to get a better look, but they won’t open. Further evidence the Mollygood server sucks, David Hauslaib.
I’m glad I’m not crazy.
It kind of looks like she has a case of the “Heather Mills.”
Did you know Madonna’s carbon footprint is 760 megatonnes? I have all kinds of data to back it up, but I prefer not to publish it. Trust.
Lisa(#1): careful, she could kill you using nothing but her achilles tendon.
I have admit that I’m such a big kid I can’t read “home-cum-gym” without snickering.
i’m sure those children in malawa she’s always talking about saving could have made better use of that money.
Me neither Lily
dei, I think at this point, she’d be like “What’s Malawi? David who? Where’s Jurgen, I need help with my squats.”
But now who will she kick out for interfering with her chakras? I guess the kids.
Hell, that’s more than the GDP of Malawi.
Makes more sense than some of the crap people buy. I mean, most stars have 4 homes and nobody cares. She is one of the few who cares about her diet and health, so good for her.
she’s a selfish c#@$.
I think the ankle weirdness is ace bandage-related.
Now, Firecracker, why is Madonna a selfish c*** for building a gym? How is Madonna spending her money (of which she has enough for 2000000 lifetimes) on stuff she wants any different than us doing the same?
Hmmm. Lisa et al.
1. It is HER money. What is the difference what she bought it for? Had she bought to expand her existing home and nothing else would it have been obscene? She is a celebrity always chased and wants to be home as much as possible and be at peace with her family that alone is worth 12 million.
2. Bill Gates has multimillion dollar homes does that erase all the good he does with his money?
3. Lisa, I hope that you will also make 70 million dollars in one year when your career is over.
4. Firecracker if she can’t buy that house then you are a cunt for getting that MP3 player or that computer or that extra book you did not get to read. Waste of money… two days of food for a startving kid someplace. Hater.