All the Wrong Renovations

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Pop jock Madonna has purchased the house next to one of her houses in London for the sole purpose of converting it into a fitness center. Boasting 10 bedrooms, the £6 million ($12 million) home-cum-gym is the most healthful slap in the face London’s homeless have ever received.

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Jan 25, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 19 Responses
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Comments (19)

No. 1 janice says:

Guuuuhhhh…. excessive excesses excessing the excessed.

Posted: Jan 25, 2008 at 10:15 am
No. 2 kellygrrrl says:

At least she’s TRYING to have some privacy. Gotta respect that in any celeb these days

Posted: Jan 25, 2008 at 10:18 am
No. 3 Lisa(#1) says:

Man, her career is pretty much over. She should stop trying to still the hands of time and just relax and eat a twinkie. Or a zinger.

Posted: Jan 25, 2008 at 10:22 am
No. 4 Lisa(#1) says:

Also, she is so muscley that her ankle looks weird.

Posted: Jan 25, 2008 at 10:23 am
No. 5 Blue Canary says:

What the hell is going on with her leg in the main picture? The leg on the left (her right leg) has some sort of bulge near her bottom.

I tried to open the thumbs to get a better look, but they won’t open. Further evidence the Mollygood server sucks, David Hauslaib.

Posted: Jan 25, 2008 at 10:23 am
No. 6 Blue Canary says:

I’m glad I’m not crazy.

Posted: Jan 25, 2008 at 10:24 am
No. 7 Blue Canary says:

It kind of looks like she has a case of the “Heather Mills.”

Posted: Jan 25, 2008 at 10:26 am
No. 8 janice says:

Did you know Madonna’s carbon footprint is 760 megatonnes? I have all kinds of data to back it up, but I prefer not to publish it. Trust.

Posted: Jan 25, 2008 at 10:26 am
No. 9 Lily the Pink says:

Lisa(#1): careful, she could kill you using nothing but her achilles tendon.

Posted: Jan 25, 2008 at 10:30 am
No. 10 Lily the Pink says:

I have admit that I’m such a big kid I can’t read “home-cum-gym” without snickering.

Posted: Jan 25, 2008 at 10:33 am
No. 11 deimos says:

i’m sure those children in malawa she’s always talking about saving could have made better use of that money.

Posted: Jan 25, 2008 at 10:36 am
No. 12 yourmom says:

Me neither Lily

Posted: Jan 25, 2008 at 10:38 am
No. 13 janice says:

dei, I think at this point, she’d be like “What’s Malawi? David who? Where’s Jurgen, I need help with my squats.”

Posted: Jan 25, 2008 at 10:46 am
No. 14 jujubees says:

But now who will she kick out for interfering with her chakras? I guess the kids.

Posted: Jan 25, 2008 at 12:06 pm
No. 15 Mr. T says:

Hell, that’s more than the GDP of Malawi.

Posted: Jan 25, 2008 at 12:20 pm
No. 16 eeks says:

Makes more sense than some of the crap people buy. I mean, most stars have 4 homes and nobody cares. She is one of the few who cares about her diet and health, so good for her.

Posted: Jan 25, 2008 at 7:33 pm
No. 17 Firecracker613 says:

she’s a selfish c#@$.

Posted: Jan 26, 2008 at 1:54 pm
No. 18 Peas says:

I think the ankle weirdness is ace bandage-related.

Now, Firecracker, why is Madonna a selfish c*** for building a gym? How is Madonna spending her money (of which she has enough for 2000000 lifetimes) on stuff she wants any different than us doing the same?

Posted: Jan 27, 2008 at 1:17 am
No. 19 MarcosD says:

Hmmm. Lisa et al.

1. It is HER money. What is the difference what she bought it for? Had she bought to expand her existing home and nothing else would it have been obscene? She is a celebrity always chased and wants to be home as much as possible and be at peace with her family that alone is worth 12 million.
2. Bill Gates has multimillion dollar homes does that erase all the good he does with his money?
3. Lisa, I hope that you will also make 70 million dollars in one year when your career is over.
4. Firecracker if she can’t buy that house then you are a cunt for getting that MP3 player or that computer or that extra book you did not get to read. Waste of money… two days of food for a startving kid someplace. Hater.

Posted: Jan 27, 2008 at 7:29 pm
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