She craves attention, thinks she's hot, wants to be 27 again, thinks she's missing out on something that the young entertainers have, uses old (80's) techniques to try to appear sexual, is insecure, you name it.
I say, move on, get used to it, go home, raise your kids, spend your money on charity, go to college, get into real estate investments, shut up and leave us alone.

The barrettes and short shorts don't make her Gwen Stefani.

I have nothing against a sexy 50 year old woman but I do have something against crotch, at any age for that matter.

If there's a joke in there bags i don't have to go in looking..

Pic 5 is so humiliating. DOESN'T MADONNA READ MOLLYGOOD? No freak dancing, please.

I'm having issues with the phrase "something against crotch". And by issues i mean it's making me snigger like a schoolboy.

i'll go in and look for the joke but if i'm not back in 2 days send a serch party in to look for me. also, have a cleaning crew standing by to get the old vag smell off of me when i'm done.

deimos, taking one for the team! How noble!!
Standing by with shock blankets and extra strength Oust.
… Hang on, better take this canary.

She is desperate to start that bodysuit and silk shorts trend isn't she. Everywhere sho goes, silk shorts, silk shorts.

she is such a turn off…just act like a sophisticated women already.

She's a desperate hag who is clinging to pop culture relevance. The only thing left for her to do to preserve her status is to die now.

Actually, even if she shouldn't still be relevant, she's still one of the most adored celebrities out there.

Those thighs are gonna turn on her and write a tell-all book.

PS, she did the sophisticated woman thing during that four-minute turn as a children's book author.

i didn't find a joke in there but i did find two quaters and something i believe to be the handle of a hair brush.

Madonna's crotch cures cancer except when it's covered in a leotard or being thrust at an audience…too bad, huh?

What I really do not understand is why so many women find her to be some sort of role model and symbol of female success. (But then, I don't get the whole female (or male) adoration of Marilyn Monroe either, so sue me) It's not so much her ability as it is her willingness to push others buttons and thrust forward the sexual envelope. This supposedly makes her a good business woman, even if she is less than marginally talented. Here's a hint: if you are a young, moderately decent looking woman just starting out and want to make it big, behave like a slut and force your sexuality down everyone's throat. People will pay attention to you. It doesn't have so much to do with having a head for business, but more to do with being a soulless, emotionless, uncaring cretin.
And now her kids are going to suffer. As a result or her behaviour, they will be constantly teased because their Mom is a washed up old memaw who doesn't know when to hang up the S&M gear and call it a day.

With all the Madge crotch shots and the tour being called Sticky and Sweet it make me want to throw up in my mouth and pee in my eyes at the same time. Let me tell ya my imaginary interweb friends, that's no easy task.

Sticky and Sweet? Does she have a Chinese restaurant 'down' there? If you eat at Madge's Chinese junction, will you be hungry an hour later? If Britney joins the tour, will it be changed to the Sticky, Sweet and Cheeto Tour?

Mark my words. One of these days, meemaw is going to spread her legs and bring about the end of days.

Can't sing, can't dance, can't act. The only way the old bag can still make $$$ is by smacking that thing open at her audiences. I guess picking coins up off tables with it will be her next major career move.

A lot of hate up in this piece. I have fond memories of doing jazz squares for hours on end in my living room along to "Lucky Star". While her reinvention schtick might be tired and her "art" pretty oblique, Madonna is iconic, and the last of her kind.

Considering most of her audience is gay males you would think she'd keep her legs shut. I mean nobody is turned on by that shit

She wants to show off the goods because she doesn't look like any 50 year old I've ever heard of. She doesn't have a saggy vadge, so she wants to thrust it in everyone's face and be like, "See! No saggy vadge! I'm still hip whippersnappers!". Just seems like a power thing to me.

I actually don't think she does this because she wants it to get her sexual attention. I really think she thinks she is being innovative. She is not a conventional beauty. If she wanted young men to lust after her, she wouldn't build so much muscle or wear freaky outfits.

Oh please, guys. How is vagina smellier than cock, do tell?! It isn't as if dick is a vase of fragrant roses, either, so stop the over-the-top exagerrations. Second, much of Madonna's music was great dance pop, with or without her image(and she certainly is gorgeous). She could not have gotten this far by image alone. Comparing her greatness to today's teeny bopper BS like Britney is false and insulting. Nobody today can do what Madonna has already done…..mind you, the sexy provocateur posing is tired and she either should move on to something else or retire.Just don't forget her great past performances.

all i can manage is "ew". just ew.

sticky? sweet? why don't you just say what you REALLY mean, there Madonna. Really. Just lay the cards on the table. No mysterious "titles' how about 'dry and sour?' i have heard of that one before. Now that is fitting.

From what clips I've seen of the show on YouTube, she's back to her usual habit of ripping off what other people have already been successful with — her whole set reminds me of Hannah Montana's *last* tour!!!

Nikko, if today was 1998 then maybe your post would be correct.

Wow, everyone in here is so sweet . . . whoever started that vicious rumor that all gays are vindictive, petty, and arrogant?! Because they just didn't know what they were talking about!

Umm…. guys grab their crotch & spread their thighs in public day in & day out. Glaringly obvious double standard I might point out, kids. Ever heard of David Lee Roth, Michael Jackson, DMX, LL Cool J, Justin Timberlake, Steven Tyler, Mick Jagger, Tupac ….shall I go on? What year is this?

STOP SHOWING US YOUR CROTCH OF MUSCLE

@queerlike: Um, they do it wearing pants though..

Anyway, I love the bitch but most of this tour looks crap. Notable exceptions "Vogue" and "Like a Prayer".

Those pictures have permanently damaged my retina. I never want to see a fifty year old's crotch again! Show some class, pleeease!

Hey. You know what important thing just hit me, just now. All Madonna's life's meaning has been drawn from these supposed innovations in sexuality. She bought into it, she thinks she's an innovator. But she doesn't know "how" she did it, not really. Now she's desperately trying to recreate her persona and clinging to the weird sexuality because she's afraid without it she'll be meaningless… not just to the public, but in a deeper, personal way.

OK it wasn't news but it hit me all the same.

Wow. I've never read such a slew of bitch-fest comments.

Madonna looks great. Just because most 50 year olds look the part and Madonna doesn't, she should retire?

Get lives, people.

Madonna isn't tired, but these comments are. Nothing original about them.

HEY YOU :

HMS (EAT UR COMMENT BICTH), HOLLY, ILNAZHAD

FUCK….FUCK….FUCK…. FOR ALL OF YOU….
FUCK..FUCK…FUCK….FOR YOUR COMMENT….U CAN JUST TALKING NOTHING

MADONNA IS NO.1 QUEEN OF POP IN THE WORLD
FUCK GWEN, CELINE, KYLE, J.LO, MARIAH.

Hate all you want, but the fact that everyone on here is bothering to comment on Madonna means she is still relevant in the music industry, otherwise you would just ignore her much like you would the homeless on the street! As Randy Pausch stated "even if they are critisizing you, it means they still care". I guess all you haters are the fucking losers in the end! lmfao!
Btw, for you fools out there…must of her 80s inspiration is a tribute to her roots in NYC (ie Waredrobe, Keith Harring etc). this is in fact her last tour/album on WarnerBros label after 25 yrs so why not be nostalgic?! fools…your just fools.

Its also funny that everyone is disgusted with Madonnas crotch, yet they are checking out every photo of it…hahahah
Get a life people! LOL
I dont like a handful of singers & celebrities yet I dont go wasting my time making nasty comments on them. Sorry fools.

Regardless of whether Madonna is still sexy or not,(or ever was, according to some) the bottom line is she has inspired millions and enraged tons at the same time. Madonna's point was always to be provocative and be the subject of debate. The fact that this page exists rests my point. Don't be jealous, haters!
The fact that her show is still selling out at age 50 just proves that she is and always bring joy to her fans and she will always be an icon. I personally think she looks great for her age. I could do without so much muscle, though.
As for crotch shots? She's been doing them for years and she isn't the only one.
Long live Madge!
lol