With Madonna’s 50th birthday rapidly approaching, the queen of pop has decided to deal with her mid-life crisis by attempting to recreate Christina Aguilera’s Dirrty video circa 2002. The photo, which will accompany a feature in Interview magazine, shows Madge in what we believe are a pair of designer leopard print Depends.
looking at 50 year old vag is exactly what i thought i’d be doing this afternoon. close your legs woman! we’ve all seen your vagina enough to last us a lifetime.
Could we stop with these photo shoots that “empower women” by making them wear ho boots, push-way-too-up bras, foundation, and their hair down for a combat sport? It’s a mockery. Is the opponent going to smudge your mascara and pull your hair? Do you win by breaking each others heels, thereby knocking them down and making them unable to get back to being 6 feet tall?
She should just bring back the cones… How awesome were those? or the removable mole… either way.
At least they airbrushed out her veins…
BTW, is that the Chanel logo on her gloves?
Oh jeez, put that shit away. Nobody wants to see your old dried up yoo-hoo.
They are Chanel!!! WTF? Oh yeah, Im sure nothing says “I will TKO your ass” like couture. Vomit.
Oh please. At fifty years old. Have some grace and class. That is disgusting.
Given the fact that she works out like an athlete, has a private chef and adheres to an insane diet, and has the best plastic surgeons operate on her, and the finest airbrushing money can buy, it would be morally reprehensible for her not to look good.
her armpits scream vag at me.
i’m surprised she would rip off chrintina agulera since she loves calling out other people like gwen stefani for ripping her off.
She looks like a spider in this pose.
I feel scared right now, sort of like a trapped fly.
(I don’t think that is the reaction she was going for here.)
Everyone professionally photographed, these days, is photoshopped. I’m surprised that they still use real models for fashion shoots. Why not just create a person on the computer and dress them in the latest fashions. Wouldn’t that be cheaper than paying a real person? I don’t believe that that is the REAL Madonna, anyway. She’s almost 50 and she looks every bit of it.