looking at 50 year old vag is exactly what i thought i'd be doing this afternoon. close your legs woman! we've all seen your vagina enough to last us a lifetime.

Ugh.

Could we stop with these photo shoots that "empower women" by making them wear ho boots, push-way-too-up bras, foundation, and their hair down for a combat sport? It's a mockery. Is the opponent going to smudge your mascara and pull your hair? Do you win by breaking each others heels, thereby knocking them down and making them unable to get back to being 6 feet tall?

She should just bring back the cones… How awesome were those? or the removable mole… either way.

At least they airbrushed out her veins…
BTW, is that the Chanel logo on her gloves?

Oh jeez, put that shit away. Nobody wants to see your old dried up yoo-hoo.

They are Chanel!!! WTF? Oh yeah, Im sure nothing says "I will TKO your ass" like couture. Vomit.

Oh please. At fifty years old. Have some grace and class. That is disgusting.

Given the fact that she works out like an athlete, has a private chef and adheres to an insane diet, and has the best plastic surgeons operate on her, and the finest airbrushing money can buy, it would be morally reprehensible for her not to look good.

Where's her fashion accessory David?

her armpits scream vag at me.

i'm surprised she would rip off chrintina agulera since she loves calling out other people like gwen stefani for ripping her off.

she's beautiful

She looks like a spider in this pose.

I feel scared right now, sort of like a trapped fly.

(I don't think that is the reaction she was going for here.)

Everyone professionally photographed, these days, is photoshopped. I'm surprised that they still use real models for fashion shoots. Why not just create a person on the computer and dress them in the latest fashions. Wouldn't that be cheaper than paying a real person? I don't believe that that is the REAL Madonna, anyway. She's almost 50 and she looks every bit of it.

love her boots

i like it. she does kind of look like a spider in this pose like queencrone said, but in a high fashion way. i do love the boots. i wish people would stop knocking her about her age. not only is 50 not even that old, she doesnt look it. i wouldnt say shes ripping of christian aguilera. zi very much doubt it was Madonna who thought of that anyway. obviously shes airbrushed, everyone is, but in photos where she isnt airbrushed if you ask me she still looks good, just more human, like a normal person walking down the street.

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