With Madonna’s 50th birthday rapidly approaching, the queen of pop has decided to deal with her mid-life crisis by attempting to recreate Christina Aguilera’s Dirrty video circa 2002. The photo, which will accompany a feature in Interview magazine, shows Madge in what we believe are a pair of designer leopard print Depends.

Mar 7, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 15 Responses
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Comments (15)

No. 1 deimos says:

looking at 50 year old vag is exactly what i thought i’d be doing this afternoon. close your legs woman! we’ve all seen your vagina enough to last us a lifetime.

Posted: Mar 7, 2008 at 4:48 pm
No. 2 Kitchy says:


Posted: Mar 7, 2008 at 4:56 pm
No. 3 ilnazhad says:

Could we stop with these photo shoots that “empower women” by making them wear ho boots, push-way-too-up bras, foundation, and their hair down for a combat sport? It’s a mockery. Is the opponent going to smudge your mascara and pull your hair? Do you win by breaking each others heels, thereby knocking them down and making them unable to get back to being 6 feet tall?

Posted: Mar 7, 2008 at 4:58 pm
No. 4 sexyback says:

She should just bring back the cones… How awesome were those? or the removable mole… either way.

Posted: Mar 7, 2008 at 5:09 pm
No. 5 meep says:

At least they airbrushed out her veins…
BTW, is that the Chanel logo on her gloves?

Posted: Mar 7, 2008 at 5:22 pm
No. 6 cooter cooks crab legs says:

Oh jeez, put that shit away. Nobody wants to see your old dried up yoo-hoo.

Posted: Mar 7, 2008 at 5:24 pm
No. 7 blah says:

They are Chanel!!! WTF? Oh yeah, Im sure nothing says “I will TKO your ass” like couture. Vomit.

Posted: Mar 7, 2008 at 6:39 pm
No. 8 cheryl says:

Oh please. At fifty years old. Have some grace and class. That is disgusting.

Posted: Mar 7, 2008 at 7:44 pm
No. 9 blah says:

Given the fact that she works out like an athlete, has a private chef and adheres to an insane diet, and has the best plastic surgeons operate on her, and the finest airbrushing money can buy, it would be morally reprehensible for her not to look good.

Posted: Mar 7, 2008 at 8:24 pm
No. 10 Mr. T says:

Where’s her fashion accessory David?

Posted: Mar 9, 2008 at 8:37 am
No. 11 lisa says:

her armpits scream vag at me.

Posted: Mar 9, 2008 at 10:30 am
No. 12 notamama says:

i’m surprised she would rip off chrintina agulera since she loves calling out other people like gwen stefani for ripping her off.

Posted: Mar 9, 2008 at 11:14 am
No. 13 Billy says:

she’s beautiful

Posted: Mar 9, 2008 at 3:48 pm
No. 14 queencrone says:

She looks like a spider in this pose.

I feel scared right now, sort of like a trapped fly.

(I don’t think that is the reaction she was going for here.)

Posted: Mar 10, 2008 at 10:12 am
No. 15 hms says:

Everyone professionally photographed, these days, is photoshopped. I’m surprised that they still use real models for fashion shoots. Why not just create a person on the computer and dress them in the latest fashions. Wouldn’t that be cheaper than paying a real person? I don’t believe that that is the REAL Madonna, anyway. She’s almost 50 and she looks every bit of it.

Posted: Mar 10, 2008 at 12:07 pm
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