I bet she was "acting" when she took these pics. That is why they are so unconvincing. Tyra would take her to task for dead eyes.

She is the personification of sucking out loud. How is the Emerald Isle, Cord?

*zzzz*

Dear Cord,

Bring me back a moderately good looking irish boy, so I can make him my bitch.

Best,
mae.

no, no…….noooooooo!!

When I first saw these this morning, I could not get Tyra out of my head. "You still have to take a pretty picture. You have to look scared–like 'Oh my gaw, I'm in the shower and that man is seein' me without my weave!'" but still pretty."

I don't know if it's the way the shot's cropped or what, but in the Psycho one she has linebacker shoulders.

^^ agree, agree; this pictures are sooo bad that no words can describe the poor art direction and thought process that went into them-sheez; the girl CAN'T act!?

She is also committing the cardinal sin of "having no neck."

she looks like the Hulk.

this woman can do nothing right.

The fact that she was likely not stabbed to death in that shower scene is pissing me off.

I thought characters in scary movies were supposed to be, I dunno, a little scared? You're only supposed to look dead AFTER your character gets killed, Alba.

Are you sure those were intentional horror movie recreations? I think those are simply the faces she makes she's sacred people will find out about her Mexican heritage. LATINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you sure those were intentional horror movie recreations? I think those are simply the faces she makes when she’s sacred people will find out about her Mexican heritage.
LATINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Um, okay, is anyone else seeing the text in post #13 escaping it's box?… will Hitchcock ever stop fucking around with our emotions?
That was cheap, bro. Expecially pulling it with post # lucky 13.

Yeah, il. You escaped your box. Cool.

Freeeeeeaaaaaky! Number 13 escaping the box, that is. I bet it will be the plot of the next M. Night Shamalamadingdong movie.

Um, Hitchcock also made me spell "it's" instead of "its." That sick, sick fuck.

iln is just too much woman for her box.

She does it better than Mia Farrow in Rosemary's baby.. but that is because I picture she is arriving at a party and stumbled upon bored Nicole Richie's poor abandoned child Harlow Winter in the baby carriage.

This bitch has to be the worst actress in like the past 10 years… OK, she and Parasite Hilton..

She must be blowing some executive cuz she sucks royally.. A Razzie is too good for her.

Ever noticed that anything that comes out of her mouth is trash??

JESSICA ALBA, Rolling Stone:
The scripts I get are always for the whore, or the motorcycle chick in leather, or the horny maid … I don't think this is happening to Natalie Portman.

(Ummmm.. Natalie Portman can actually act)

JESSICA ALBA, Rolling Stone:
It's not always so great to be objectified, but I don't feel I have much of a choice right now. I'm young in my career. I know I have to strike when the iron is hot.

Ummmmm…
#1 she ain't that pretty..
#2 No talent!!

JESSICA ALBA, Channel One interview:
It seems like all the people who are really impressed with themselves in school — it's like that's their whole life. What's after that? I was always attracted to the people who thought beyond school and of their future and who they would be as adults.

JESSICA ALBA, Channel One interview:
We're such a rich country– why do we have this many homeless people? It's not just about people who are homeless on drugs; it's about families that make too much money to apply for welfare, but they don't make enough to survive. They're stuck in the middle. What is that?

(I am banging my fricking head on my desk..)

JESSICA ALBA, Rolling Stone:
As a girl, I was always told I was nasty or dirty if I was sexual in any way. Americans are such prudes.

(Homegurl must have been a whore. Why would anyone call a girl nasty?)

JESSICA ALBA, Maxim Magazine:
There’s no such thing as a perfect guy. I think it would be strange if somebody was absolutely everything you always wanted, because then there’d be no challenge. Also, you’d feel inferior. If somebody is that perfect, how can you not think of yourself as being so imperfect next to him? I think people are perfect in their imperfections.

(How the hell does Cash Warren, a YALE GRADUATE, stomach a conversation with this girl? Seriously, he must wear ear plugs all day. What a dumbo!)